Since everyone else is doing it, and I'm a fan of peer pressure, I'm having a 1,000 post contest. As you can tell, that is very close at hand; granted, I don't throw down crazy posts like I used to, but I've been picking up lately.
The Contest
Alright. This is a haiku-off. There are two prizes; first, the person who posts a haiku closest (and before) I post my 1,000 post will receive a prize. Second, the best haiku will receive a prize.
The Prizes
Both prizes are packages of nine cigars, random assortment, tailored to your preferences.
Sound good? Good. Go!
