Muwahahahaha

Your mailbox will feel pain today, you will cry today, my job will be done today and I'll be the one to LMAO. You, my friend, will understand rhetorical by days end..............

I have more giving you enough clues to either protect yourself or your mailbox but not both........

Toombes

Whheeeewwwhh... Finally got brave enough to run the number and felt a jolt of relief that it wasn't headed my way.

RampMonkey

Looks like someone is making a run to HD/Lowes for a new Mailbox today.

Roberto99

So I was having one of the worst weeks of my life, I brought my wife to the ER and she ended up being brought directly to the ICU with a throat infection, unable to swallow, cough, barely able to breath. She was in the ICU for 2 days on narcotics every 2 hours, IV's, Antibiotics, etc. and not getting better. In the meantime my next door neighbor for the past 17 years died from cancer. Owning my own business I had to go into work that same day as I was unable to trade out all my shifts for the week. I walked into my office to see a package from Todd sitting on my desk and it brought a smile to my face in the middle of all the insanity. Todd's generosity is legendary and I found myself in the cross-hairs of one of his lethal "5 count" bombs. Thanks so much Todd for the gift that seemed to appear at the absolute right time. I'm happy to report that my wife is now on the mend and I was able to get her back at home this week. I guess I will however have to help you with your math...at least counting to 5.

90+ Irishman

Glad to hear that you're wife is doing better and that you were able to find some peace among the insanity, Todd is brilliant at helping everyone! Congrats and glad everything is on the mend!

gmill880

Glad the wife's on the mend bro . As for counting ... theres not a damn single brother on this forum that can count worth a chit !!!

bandyt09

Jsut for the record, contrary to popular belief, I can count to 5, however, I just don't stop at 5.

Glad the your wife is better and isn't to mad with the status of your mailbox./

Toombes

Glad to hear that things have gotten better and your wife is doing ok. I would recommend that SleevePlz could give us a lesson in counting, but since he's been here he's forgotten how as well. Awesome hit, Todd! To throw in a D&D reference, you must have a "humidor of holding"...

bandyt09

Toombes:
Glad to hear that things have gotten better and your wife is doing ok. I would recommend that SleevePlz could give us a lesson in counting, but since he's been here he's forgotten how as well. Awesome hit, Todd! To throw in a D&D reference, you must have a "humidor of holding"...

Dan, it aint that special, in fact, it was just recently compared to a clown car.........