Here I was laying in my favorite sunny spot. Not a care in the world, dreaming of chasing rabbits. When out of nowhere these two humans (Zach and Rick) come and start whalloping the crap outta me. Guess I shouldn't have marked my territory on their rims.

My head is still reeling and my tail is tucked as far back as possible. I'm no longer a wolf, more like a fracking peekapoo.