All y'all suck... I leave for a short time, and come back to this sh!t?!?!?! I'm doing a BOG. +1 for ANYONE to BBF Shizza for even putting My undeserved name in the hat. Bomb someone else I ain't deserving of a raping from the Shizz... Bomb Rick. Now.
Whatever it takes Brett.. For you to remember us....
All deserving BOTLs ....
Must be like "beetlejuice" --- y'all said his name too many times and he shows up, LOL!
Hi Brett! Hope you're doing well.
But on that note:
+1 vote for Brett....
Jim ---- make sure he "remembers" .... LOL
LMFAO I dunno about the whole Beetlejuice thing, I mean he's one handsome fellow and I just don't compared lol. But I'm doing well John thanks for asking how are you and the fam?
Oh and John... Why in Gods name would you throw me under the bus, let alone the Shizz filled bus?!?!?
All y'all suck... I leave for a short time, and come back to this sh!t?!?!?! I'm doing a BOG. +1 for ANYONE to BBF Shizza for even putting My undeserved name in the hat. Bomb someone else I ain't deserving of a raping from the Shizz... Bomb Rick. Now.
Whatever it takes Brett.. For you to remember us....
All deserving BOTLs ....
Must be like "beetlejuice" --- y'all said his name too many times and he shows up, LOL!
Hi Brett! Hope you're doing well.
But on that note:
+1 vote for Brett....
Jim ---- make sure he "remembers" .... LOL
LMFAO I dunno about the whole Beetlejuice thing, I mean he's one handsome fellow and I just don't compared lol. But I'm doing well John thanks for asking how are you and the fam?
Oh and John... Why in Gods name would you throw me under the bus, let alone the Shizz filled bus?!?!?
YES!! A Brett sighing! Good to see you brother! Now, bomb his azz Jim!
All y'all suck... I leave for a short time, and come back to this sh!t?!?!?! I'm doing a BOG. +1 for ANYONE to BBF Shizza for even putting My undeserved name in the hat. Bomb someone else I ain't deserving of a raping from the Shizz... Bomb Rick. Now.
Whatever it takes Brett.. For you to remember us....
All deserving BOTLs ....
Must be like "beetlejuice" --- y'all said his name too many times and he shows up, LOL!
Hi Brett! Hope you're doing well.
But on that note:
+1 vote for Brett....
Jim ---- make sure he "remembers" .... LOL
LMFAO I dunno about the whole Beetlejuice thing, I mean he's one handsome fellow and I just don't compared lol. But I'm doing well John thanks for asking how are you and the fam?
Oh and John... Why in Gods name would you throw me under the bus, let alone the Shizz filled bus?!?!?
YES!! A Brett sighing! Good to see you brother! Now, bomb his azz Jim!
lol thanks Eric great to see you too homie! And NO. As in F. V. C. K. N. O. Bomb someone else, I have NOTHING left but cigars that were bombed or gifted to me, I have zero firepower to return except what is already earmarked for some east coast wussie! Do NOT. I repeat do NOT hit me, there are SO many other much more deserving people than me
Brett is just being coy. Earlier he told me he was getting a little low so this is actually great timing.
James.... We go way back brother, so tell me why you would not only be lying to these good folks but also trying to do me like that.
As a point of clarification, everything that James said is TRUE, save for one critical piece. It is actually James that is low... Bomb him he is down to only having some Raj's Untimely Demise and Kumquat Flavored Swisher Sweets that came from Toombes and you know how much Dan loves those so I am sure that he molested himself with said Kumquat Swisher Sweets before sending them to James. So everyone let's take pity on James and blow his AZZ CLEAAAAAAAN OFF.
That is all, this has been a public service announcement on behalf of lying BOTL everywhere, your donations are appreciated and should be directed towards the "Support James in Not Opening His Mouth To Tell Lies Fund Again".
All y'all suck... I leave for a short time, and come back to this sh!t?!?!?! I'm doing a BOG. +1 for ANYONE to BBF Shizza for even putting My undeserved name in the hat. Bomb someone else I ain't deserving of a raping from the Shizz... Bomb Rick. Now.
Whatever it takes Brett.. For you to remember us....
All deserving BOTLs ....
Must be like "beetlejuice" --- y'all said his name too many times and he shows up, LOL!
Hi Brett! Hope you're doing well.
But on that note:
+1 vote for Brett....
Jim ---- make sure he "remembers" .... LOL
LMFAO I dunno about the whole Beetlejuice thing, I mean he's one handsome fellow and I just don't compared lol. But I'm doing well John thanks for asking how are you and the fam?
Oh and John... Why in Gods name would you throw me under the bus, let alone the Shizz filled bus?!?!?
YES!! A Brett sighing! Good to see you brother! Now, bomb his azz Jim!
lol thanks Eric great to see you too homie!..., I have NOTHING left ......, I have zero firepower ...... hit me, ...
Hey Brett, how's the entire clan ? Isn't it about to put up some current picture of that baby ? Nice to see you around.
All y'all suck... I leave for a short time, and come back to this sh!t?!?!?! I'm doing a BOG. +1 for ANYONE to BBF Shizza for even putting My undeserved name in the hat. Bomb someone else I ain't deserving of a raping from the Shizz... Bomb Rick. Now.
Whatever it takes Brett.. For you to remember us....
All deserving BOTLs ....
Must be like "beetlejuice" --- y'all said his name too many times and he shows up, LOL!
Hi Brett! Hope you're doing well.
But on that note:
+1 vote for Brett....
Jim ---- make sure he "remembers" .... LOL
LMFAO I dunno about the whole Beetlejuice thing, I mean he's one handsome fellow and I just don't compared lol. But I'm doing well John thanks for asking how are you and the fam?
Oh and John... Why in Gods name would you throw me under the bus, let alone the Shizz filled bus?!?!?
YES!! A Brett sighing! Good to see you brother! Now, bomb his azz Jim!
lol thanks Eric great to see you too homie!..., I have NOTHING left ......, I have zero firepower ...... hit me, ...
Hey Brett, how's the entire clan ? Isn't it about to put up some current picture of that baby ? Nice to see you around.
H Hey Tony!!! We are all doing really well, would love to post up some pics, don't want to take over any threads though anyone have a suggestion on where to create a thread for some catch up pics? Cael is HUGE. Single largest baby at 8 months that any doctor has ever had in their professional career, even his Pediatrician who is extremely well known in this area and the OBGYN who delivered him... At 8 months he is 29.5" long and 26.5lbs.... For you non Daddy types that is the average size of a TWO YEAR OLD.
All y'all suck... I leave for a short time, and come back to this sh!t?!?!?! I'm doing a BOG. +1 for ANYONE to BBF Shizza for even putting My undeserved name in the hat. Bomb someone else I ain't deserving of a raping from the Shizz... Bomb Rick. Now.
Whatever it takes Brett.. For you to remember us....
All deserving BOTLs ....
Must be like "beetlejuice" --- y'all said his name too many times and he shows up, LOL!
Hi Brett! Hope you're doing well.
But on that note:
+1 vote for Brett....
Jim ---- make sure he "remembers" .... LOL
LMFAO I dunno about the whole Beetlejuice thing, I mean he's one handsome fellow and I just don't compared lol. But I'm doing well John thanks for asking how are you and the fam?
Oh and John... Why in Gods name would you throw me under the bus, let alone the Shizz filled bus?!?!?
YES!! A Brett sighing! Good to see you brother! Now, bomb his azz Jim!
lol thanks Eric great to see you too homie!..., I have NOTHING left ......, I have zero firepower ...... hit me, ...
Hey Brett, how's the entire clan ? Isn't it about to put up some current picture of that baby ? Nice to see you around.
H Hey Tony!!! We are all doing really well, would love to post up some pics, don't want to take over any threads though anyone have a suggestion on where to create a thread for some catch up pics? Cael is HUGE. Single largest baby at 8 months that any doctor has ever had in their professional career, even his Pediatrician who is extremely well known in this area and the OBGYN who delivered him... At 8 months he is 29.5" long and 26.5lbs.... For you non Daddy types that is the average size of a TWO YEAR OLD.
There's a tread called what do you cigar loving fools look like. I'll try and dig it up. And, that's a big boy..
All y'all suck... I leave for a short time, and come back to this sh!t?!?!?! I'm doing a BOG. +1 for ANYONE to BBF Shizza for even putting My undeserved name in the hat. Bomb someone else I ain't deserving of a raping from the Shizz... Bomb Rick. Now.
Whatever it takes Brett.. For you to remember us....
All deserving BOTLs ....
Must be like "beetlejuice" --- y'all said his name too many times and he shows up, LOL!
Hi Brett! Hope you're doing well.
But on that note:
+1 vote for Brett....
Jim ---- make sure he "remembers" .... LOL
LMFAO I dunno about the whole Beetlejuice thing, I mean he's one handsome fellow and I just don't compared lol. But I'm doing well John thanks for asking how are you and the fam?
Oh and John... Why in Gods name would you throw me under the bus, let alone the Shizz filled bus?!?!?
YES!! A Brett sighing! Good to see you brother! Now, bomb his azz Jim!
lol thanks Eric great to see you too homie!..., I have NOTHING left ......, I have zero firepower ...... hit me, ...
Hey Brett, how's the entire clan ? Isn't it about to put up some current picture of that baby ? Nice to see you around.
H Hey Tony!!! We are all doing really well, would love to post up some pics, don't want to take over any threads though anyone have a suggestion on where to create a thread for some catch up pics? Cael is HUGE. Single largest baby at 8 months that any doctor has ever had in their professional career, even his Pediatrician who is extremely well known in this area and the OBGYN who delivered him... At 8 months he is 29.5" long and 26.5lbs.... For you non Daddy types that is the average size of a TWO YEAR OLD.
There's a tread called what do you cigar loving fools look like. I'll try and dig it up. And, that's a big boy..
Lmao you are telling me, I swear everytime I pick him up I wonder of my back is about to snap lol
All y'all suck... I leave for a short time, and come back to this sh!t?!?!?! I'm doing a BOG. +1 for ANYONE to BBF Shizza for even putting My undeserved name in the hat. Bomb someone else I ain't deserving of a raping from the Shizz... Bomb Rick. Now.
Whatever it takes Brett.. For you to remember us....
All deserving BOTLs ....
Must be like "beetlejuice" --- y'all said his name too many times and he shows up, LOL!
Hi Brett! Hope you're doing well.
But on that note:
+1 vote for Brett....
Jim ---- make sure he "remembers" .... LOL
LMFAO I dunno about the whole Beetlejuice thing, I mean he's one handsome fellow and I just don't compared lol. But I'm doing well John thanks for asking how are you and the fam?
Oh and John... Why in Gods name would you throw me under the bus, let alone the Shizz filled bus?!?!?
YES!! A Brett sighing! Good to see you brother! Now, bomb his azz Jim!
lol thanks Eric great to see you too homie!..., I have NOTHING left ......, I have zero firepower ...... hit me, ...
Hey Brett, how's the entire clan ? Isn't it about to put up some current picture of that baby ? Nice to see you around.
H Hey Tony!!! We are all doing really well, would love to post up some pics, don't want to take over any threads though anyone have a suggestion on where to create a thread for some catch up pics? Cael is HUGE. Single largest baby at 8 months that any doctor has ever had in their professional career, even his Pediatrician who is extremely well known in this area and the OBGYN who delivered him... At 8 months he is 29.5" long and 26.5lbs.... For you non Daddy types that is the average size of a TWO YEAR OLD.
There's a tread called what do you cigar loving fools look like. I'll try and dig it up. And, that's a big boy..
Lmao you are telling me, I swear everytime I pick him up I wonder of my back is about to snap lol
Good to see you around Brett! Glad everything is going well...hit me up sometime...would love to catch up with ya!
Eric great to see you brother and would love to! I got a new phone (finally after three years lol) so I don't have your number anymore, if you have mine then text me otherwise PM and I will shoot it over.
Good to see you around Brett! Glad everything is going well...hit me up sometime...would love to catch up with ya!
Eric great to see you brother and would love to! I got a new phone (finally after three years lol) so I don't have your number anymore, if you have mine then text me otherwise PM and I will shoot it over.
pm incoming just in case...I still have a number for ya, but not sure if it's the right one...
lol thanks Eric great to see you too homie! And NO. As in F. V. C. K. N. O. Bomb someone else, I have NOTHING left but cigars that were bombed or gifted to me, I have zero firepower to return except what is already earmarked for some east coast wussie! Do NOT. I repeat do NOT hit me, there are SO many other much more deserving people than me
Hmm. Nothing left? Sounds like maybe I may have to change that.
I never was one to listen very well.
Besides, I still owe you one. LOL!
WTH!?!?! I'm gone for a couple days and come back to this craziness?? I think Shizz may have gone mad for real this time. You bombed me just a couple months ago dude!?!? I think all of those smokes are still resting in the humi. I haven't even returned fire yet you nutso so bomb someone else for cryin out loud. I'm voting for Paul Ross just because.
...and lots of LOLs in this thread!!!
P.S. if you are bombing with kumquat flavored swishers, then I change my vote to myself. They sound too good to pass up and I'm sure they're ultra rare.
WTH!?!?! I'm gone for a couple days and come back to this craziness?? I think Shizz may have gone mad for real this time. You bombed me just a couple months ago dude!?!? I think all of those smokes are still resting in the humi. I haven't even returned fire yet you nutso so bomb someone else for cryin out loud. I'm voting for Paul Ross just because.
...and lots of LOLs in this thread!!!
P.S. if you are bombing with kumquat flavored swishers, then I change my vote to myself. They sound too good to pass up and I'm sure they're ultra rare.
Heavy!!! Hey I understand the sentiments about the ultra rare swishes but I'm here to tell you, if it's a Kumquat flavored Swisher coming from a brother chances are high that Dan's already molested it so I'd steer clear :P
lol thanks Eric great to see you too homie! And NO. As in F. V. C. K. N. O. Bomb someone else, I have NOTHING left but cigars that were bombed or gifted to me, I have zero firepower to return except what is already earmarked for some east coast wussie! Do NOT. I repeat do NOT hit me, there are SO many other much more deserving people than me
Hmm. Nothing left? Sounds like maybe I may have to change that.
I never was one to listen very well.
Besides, I still owe you one. LOL!
Tony, no. Just NO. You owe me nothing and for the last time, NO.
So far I've read everything and all I can comprehend is that Brett needs to be bombed. A lot of us know what it's like to have a stick shortage due to life/kids/whatever. Hell, I live that daily. So by my decree, Brett Jarman gets his ass bombed. So let it be written, so let it be done.
So far I've read everything and all I can comprehend is that Brett needs to be bombed. A lot of us know what it's like to have a stick shortage due to life/kids/whatever. Hell, I live that daily. So by my decree, Brett Jarman gets his ass bombed. So let it be written, so let it be done.
Love ya Brett! It's been too long my friend.
Dennis it is awesome to "see" you my friend!!! And no I don't have a stick shortage! I merely only have sticks left that we're gifts from my wife or friends to sticks that were bombed to me lol, not short on sticks at all just on sticks that I bought myself lol!
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As a point of clarification, everything that James said is TRUE, save for one critical piece. It is actually James that is low... Bomb him he is down to only having some Raj's Untimely Demise and Kumquat Flavored Swisher Sweets that came from Toombes and you know how much Dan loves those so I am sure that he molested himself with said Kumquat Swisher Sweets before sending them to James. So everyone let's take pity on James and blow his AZZ CLEAAAAAAAN OFF.
That is all, this has been a public service announcement on behalf of lying BOTL everywhere, your donations are appreciated and should be directed towards the "Support James in Not Opening His Mouth To Tell Lies Fund Again".
I never was one to listen very well.
Besides, I still owe you one. LOL!
...and lots of LOLs in this thread!!!
P.S. if you are bombing with kumquat flavored swishers, then I change my vote to myself. They sound too good to pass up and I'm sure they're ultra rare.
Love ya Brett! It's been too long my friend.
and leave his yoga pants out of it...they're super hot.
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