Just... Got... BOMBED!

I went to the office today to pick up a package, what was left of the office anyway... I walked in to find it in ruins, Christa and Victoria walked up to me, scowls on their charred faces. "This must be for you" they said, and threw a HUGE package at me, "get it outta here!! it's caused enough damage!".. I took the package and came back to my apartment to open it. Inside was a note from Tom aka Poker Slob with an ENORMOUS list of 24 sticks he had decided to BOMB me with.. Some highlights (as if they werent all highlights) included a 262 Paradigm, MOW Ruination, AB Tempus, JDN Classico, and... well I could go on and list them but I don't want to get carpel tunnel from all the typing!!

Tom, you are truly a great Brother of the Leaf, and I am sincerely grateful for your generosity. Believe me, what goes around comes around, and you WILL be getting nuked in the future... I love the smell of cigars in the morning!