Fair Warning

MTuccelli
MTuccelli Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,587
Elmo and the gang haven't been able to send out any Turds cause he was all out of the TC Green Label. However he contacted his CCOM rep and asked what was the nastiest cigar on the shelf...had to be one that if it was the only cigar left in the world no one at CCOM would smoke it.

While on hold he could hear a lot of choking and gagging going on and then the rep came back and said we have one and it is so bad we would rather smoke lawn clippings rolled in toilet paper. So an order was placed and it arrived today.

So consider yourselves warned, any bad postings ie tasteless youtube videos or comments and you will get a visit from the TURD!

Comments

  • james40
    james40 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,450
    Interesting - I wonder what it could be. The last TURD I had was horrible so naturally I wonder what on Earth could be worse?
  • MTuccelli
    MTuccelli Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,587
    james40:
    Interesting - I wonder what it could be. The last TURD I had was horrible so naturally I wonder what on Earth could be worse?
    That is right you did get hit with the Green Turd. If you like I could send you a sample of the new one or you could just wait and see who gets hit with it

  • WyattEarp
    WyattEarp Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 25
  • marineatbn03
    marineatbn03 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,634
    WyattEarp:
    That was disturbing, and yet, I still had to watch it until the end.
  • MTuccelli
    MTuccelli Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,587
    You and JJ both need help, I can see I am gonna need to place another order soon.

  • Direwolf
    Direwolf Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,493
    That boy in the sandbox damn near deserves one for reposting. wait till he gets stateside
  • marineatbn03
    marineatbn03 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,634
    Lol, I just felt the need to show my contempt and intrigue.
  • the judge
    the judge Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 19
  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    You are a sick sick b@stard you know that Judge??
  • james40
    james40 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,450
    MTuccelli:
    james40:
    Interesting - I wonder what it could be. The last TURD I had was horrible so naturally I wonder what on Earth could be worse?
    That is right you did get hit with the Green Turd. If you like I could send you a sample of the new one or you could just wait and see who gets hit with it

    I will pass kind sir since it looks like you have plenty of volunteers.
  • MTuccelli
    MTuccelli Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,587
    Yep James they are lining up like lemmings

  • Direwolf
    Direwolf Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,493
    I can't believe these dudes are actually asking for T cigars.
  • The Kid
    The Kid Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,842
    ARRRGh my eyes!!!!!!!
  • Medic45
    Medic45 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,886
    http://youtu.be/zm63Gmaxlho
    My life before Cigars....lol.
  • jj20030
    jj20030 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,448
    The Kid:
    ARRRGh my eyes!!!!!!!
    x 1000
  • the judge
    the judge Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 19
  • The Kid
    The Kid Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,842
    THe Judge wins that was fn hilarious!!!
  • jj20030
    jj20030 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,448
    im not about to post nothing after all that, i dont need anything worse than the green turds , ive already had one,lol
  • MVW67
    MVW67 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,447
    There are some sick people in this world, and I'm glad I am not one of them!!!
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,530
    Surely they can't be worse than theTC greens you bombed me with.
  • Direwolf
    Direwolf Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,493
    Wanna see their faces when they get green gilled.