Okay, all these are going back.
I asked Rain nicely not to damn do it. I don't want these things.
I've said that over and over. I have more than I can handle in
the humidor as it is. They're going back. All of them. Well,
all except for
the first stick without a label. For all I know, that one might
be Cuban. That's prolly why no label. I don't think it would be legal
to ship those back. I'll destroy it.
All the rest of them, though, they are going back. I don't want
them. I told him so but he wouldn't listen. Back. Sept maybe
the Aroma de Cuba. Smells like Cuba, is the translation. Prolly not
legal to ship that one either. I dunno what kind of trouble
Rain is trying to get me in here. I'll have to destroy that too.
All the rest of them, though, they are going back. I don't want
them. Rain has some delusion I will review these sticks. Fat
chance. I don't do that any more. I stick to the cigars I know
I like and I don't smoke any I have not tried. You know, that Nub
Sun Grown, though... I think I may have tried that. I know I
tried one Nub or another. I don't know if it was this Sun Grown
I tried. I'll find out.
All the rest of them, though, they are going back. I don't want
them. What are you trying to dew, Rain? Don't know what precipitated
this Rain, but you can drop it. Think you have me over a barrel?
Huh... says 5 Vegas Cask Strength. What's cask strength stand for?
Some kinda big barrel. I dunno. I'll find out.
All the rest of them, though, they are going back. I don't want
them. Pack her up and get this thing rolling back. Speaking
of which, Roll Back Connecticut. Roll Back. Huh. I like history. I roll cigars.
I ought to roll that one back.
All the rest of them, though, they are going back. I don't want
them. Well if I roll back the connie, then I ought to roll back the
maduro, too. Only makes sense.
One thing for sure, though; all the rest of these are going back.
All of them. I don't want them. Except maybe for Genesis. That
sticker on it says "jadelt bomb". That damn Rain, he re-gifted that sucker!
Fi send it back to Rain he'll just .re-re-gift it and that's not right.
All the rest of them I am sending back. Every last one of them. That ought to teach him a lesson. Humph.
All of them. I don't want them. In your face Rain.
