Four words I hate hearing!
Options
New Boots
Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,634
Comments
-
I have a headache?New Boots:I. Want. To. Redecorate.
The kids are awake?
I wish you'd wash. LOL! -
Uh, for that last one....please tell me were talking about dishes!
-
We have had better....... Are you done all ready....... Don't get mad,but..... Are those more cigars??0patience:
I have a headache?New Boots:I. Want. To. Redecorate.
The kids are awake?
I wish you'd wash. LOL! -
Hey honey, I'm pregnant
-
Ok, you win! ROFL!dennisking:Hey honey, I'm pregnant -
Good news, it's twins.dennisking:Hey honey, I'm pregnant -
We need to talk....
-
We're out of bourbon.
-
We're out of nachos
-
Not the NACHOS!danielzreyes:We're out of nachos -
Honey, I got fired.
-
A new game has been invented! I am leaving you, I love you....but, is that more beer?
-
Yeah that would be horrible for me to hear .... (yes I'm one who isn't into kids all that much)dennisking:Hey honey, I'm pregnant -
hey guys, watch this!
-
If it's coming from someone else, I love hearing that. It means something very funny is about to happen.New Boots:hey guys, watch this!
And I'm pretty sure I want to be filming it. -
And it's not yours.dennisking:Hey honey, I'm pregnant -
Your old girlfriend called...
-
Is there anything you'd like to tell me? ..... You want to retire someday, right? ...... How many cigars do you need?
-
"Here hold my beer"
Usually followed by "Ya'll watch this." -
Your breath is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad......GIVE ME THE MONEY.....
-
Sorry about the car
-
Mold? No that's plume.
(Because I know the difference and it's either someone who's lying to me or someone who doesn't know what they're talkin' about.) -
What did you order????
-
You don't need more
-
Does it get bigger?
-
Is it in, yet? Mom's coming this weekend. We're on a diet.
-
do whatever you want...or the one in my house thats stops me in my track.....nothings wrong dont worry..
-
Jim, can you count?Bigshizza:Is there anything you'd like to tell me? ..... You want to retire someday, right? ...... How many cigars do you need?
Sorry big guy, I know your counting skills were taught by Mr. Sleeve but in this case 4 is really 4. -
Lolol!!!twistedstem:Does it get bigger?
Do me a favor... -
Worst four words ever to hear from a woman... "Is it in yet?"
