Four words I hate hearing!

I. Want. To. Redecorate.

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New Boots:
I. Want. To. Redecorate.

I have a headache?
The kids are awake?
I wish you'd wash. LOL!

Uh, for that last one....please tell me were talking about dishes!

0patience:
New Boots:
I. Want. To. Redecorate.
I have a headache?
The kids are awake?
I wish you'd wash. LOL!

We have had better....... Are you done all ready....... Don't get mad,but..... Are those more cigars??

Hey honey, I'm pregnant

dennisking:
Hey honey, I'm pregnant

Ok, you win! ROFL!

dennisking:
Hey honey, I'm pregnant

Good news, it's twins.

We need to talk....

We're out of bourbon.

We're out of nachos

danielzreyes:
We're out of nachos

Not the NACHOS!

Honey, I got fired.

A new game has been invented! I am leaving you, I love you....but, is that more beer?

dennisking:
Hey honey, I'm pregnant

Yeah that would be horrible for me to hear .... (yes I'm one who isn't into kids all that much)

hey guys, watch this!

New Boots:
hey guys, watch this!

If it's coming from someone else, I love hearing that. It means something very funny is about to happen.
And I'm pretty sure I want to be filming it.

dennisking:
Hey honey, I'm pregnant

And it's not yours.

Your old girlfriend called...

Is there anything you'd like to tell me? ..... You want to retire someday, right? ...... How many cigars do you need?

"Here hold my beer"

Usually followed by "Ya'll watch this."

Your breath is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad......GIVE ME THE MONEY.....

Sorry about the car

Mold? No that's plume.

(Because I know the difference and it's either someone who's lying to me or someone who doesn't know what they're talkin' about.)

What did you order????

You don't need more

Does it get bigger?

Is it in, yet? Mom's coming this weekend. We're on a diet.

do whatever you want...or the one in my house thats stops me in my track.....nothings wrong dont worry..

Bigshizza:
Is there anything you'd like to tell me? ..... You want to retire someday, right? ...... How many cigars do you need?

Jim, can you count?

Sorry big guy, I know your counting skills were taught by Mr. Sleeve but in this case 4 is really 4.

twistedstem:
Does it get bigger?

Lolol!!!

Do me a favor...

Worst four words ever to hear from a woman... "Is it in yet?"

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