What if ...

danielzreyes
danielzreyes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,739
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you're trying so smoke a cigar and you realize that you dont have a cutter. No knife, no box cutter, not even a trusty Xacto knife. Damn, what do you do? Well, let me show you.
I consider myself a highly skilled Weed Wacker-er. I do this professionally twice a month, and I've been doing this since I was about 12 years old. So unless you know what you're doing, I suggest not trying this and leave it to the pros like myself. Shall we? ...

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  • smoke em if you got em
    smoke em if you got em Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,119
    What kind of rookie wouldn't have the tools they need??
  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    I think you got the remainder of that triple cap ;)
  • jgibv
    jgibv Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,996
    dafuq is dis shite?
  • Eulogy
    Eulogy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,295
    You're like a surgeon with that thing.
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,739
    Been watching a lot of survival shows on Nat Geo. Got inspired
  • Bob Luken
    Bob Luken Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,664
    YOU inspire me. I'm gonna try very quickly slamming one in a car door.
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,109
    Belt sander.
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,739
    Bob Luken:
    YOU inspire me. I'm gonna try very quickly slamming one in a car door.
    I tried this method. You end up just destroying the cigar. I don't recommend it
  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,711
    That is awesome. FTW
  • Hays
    Hays Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,262
    I mean, I´m not the biggest MoW fan, but...why??? I´ve been in the position of lacking the proper toolage, but it´s pretty rare that I couldn´t find something to act as a makeshift punch.
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    Wish I could capture the sound from that clip and make it the text message alert on my phone.
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,739
    John Claude Van Damme aka jgibv told me to do it. Blame him.
  • jgibv
    jgibv Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,996
    danielzreyes:
    John Claude Van Damme aka jgibv told me to do it. Blame him.
    oh it's like that huh?
    sheesh!! you ever seen me try this crazy stuff? nope.
    you are just loco, sock-man
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,739
    I do it for educational purposes.
  • Bob Luken
    Bob Luken Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,664
    danielzreyes:
    Bob Luken:
    YOU inspire me. I'm gonna try very quickly slamming one in a car door.
    I tried this method. You end up just destroying the cigar. I don't recommend it
    Thanks for the heads up. I'd hate to see a good one all mangled up.
  • jliu
    jliu Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    hahaha. "pipe tobacco"
  • Crousefer
    Crousefer Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 352
    What kinda punch ya think you can get with a well aimed drill p Press?
  • Big''nBall''n
    Big''nBall''n Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 311
    what no teeth?
  • The3Stogies
    The3Stogies Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,608
    And you were wearing the proper personal protective equipment of course. Great how to though, how many MOW's were harmed in the production of this film, the ASPCCA wants to know, lol.
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,530
    Hmm I got a chainsaw outside.

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