Review of Gurkha's His Majesty's Reserve

Yeah right. Like I have $750 bucks to spend on a cigar. Just jokin on you guys. I'll stick with the Grand Symphony as it is an awesome infused cigar that stays true to the tobacco flavors and is $737.50 cheaper.
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Pre-light I noted a clear and present regret for blowing $750 on A cigar. As I looked down the wrapper I noticed divorce papers and a child support hearing subpoena laying on the table after spending the mortgage payment so wrecklessly. A quick toast of the foot made me realize I'm literally burning up money. The first draw brought remorse as I realized this was an infused cigar I spent my cold hard earned cash on. The draw was smooth and effortless as I realized I clearly have no regard for responsible financial management. I'm still smoking it so the rest of the review will commence later...
/End facetious review/rant