I can't "Bear" it!

All I asked for was a simple trade of good stuff for good stuff. You know, just get me some Phllies, White Owls, Dutch Masters. As I said, the good stuff. But noooooooo. Greg2648 has to go out and dump all this on me.

What the heck am I going to do with all this? It's like giving Chateau Rothschild to a wino. It's like treating a White Castle slider-sucker to prime rib at Morton's. It's like giving a 22 ounce bottle of Belgian Trappist ale to an Old Milwaukee drinker. It's like giving a Kindle to someone who buys paperbacks at rummage sales. It's like giving a first class ticket to a guy used to sitting squeezed between two Sumo wrestlers in the last row of Coach near the lavatory.
Thank you sir. Thanks a lot!

What the heck am I going to do with all this? It's like giving Chateau Rothschild to a wino. It's like treating a White Castle slider-sucker to prime rib at Morton's. It's like giving a 22 ounce bottle of Belgian Trappist ale to an Old Milwaukee drinker. It's like giving a Kindle to someone who buys paperbacks at rummage sales. It's like giving a first class ticket to a guy used to sitting squeezed between two Sumo wrestlers in the last row of Coach near the lavatory.
Thank you sir. Thanks a lot!

Comments
Very very nice selection you got there raisin. Well done, Mr. Greg --- some great smokes there (and an old-style label DPG??!?! NICE!)