Operation God Save the Queen (FKA Calling All Bombers)

You know who you are. I am trying to recruit a few of you guys for a project I have in mind. Nothing fancy mind you, just a traditional bomb, but the victim will be unique. All mercenaries that are interested in declaring some Jihad please PM me for details.

Updates:

Please note, the recruiting period has ended

Existing Volunteers:

Link to the photo album documenting the progress of the bomb has been PM to confirmed volunteers. If you are a volunteer and did not get a PM from me, please let me know and I will forward you the link.

In addition to cigars, please feel free to throw in any sort of local souvenirs, knick-knacks, tchotchkes, etc.



Eplilogue

Our target, sol1821 of Wales, UK, was hit yesterday with our all-American ICBM. He has posted pictures of the damage in the "Man Down" thread. I would like to offer condolences to sol's family, who has lost a son to the ongoing bombings of the Ccom forum.

This project came about due to the fact that sol lives in the UK. As such, it is hard for him to participate in all the awesome games on this board because of the high shipping costs. To show that there are no such things as borders between BORKs, I created this thread to recruit potential bombers. As you can see, the response has been overwhelming. So a huge "thank you" from me to the following BORKs who blessed and contributed to this project:

bandyt09
Cigar Sherlock
ENFIDL
hayblet
Joeyjoe21_8
JSaint
jship079
kommando32
laker1963
lilwing88
ljl
robbyras
rossdavey2
Sandman1am
sirfoster83
surfingzeeko
TatuajeVI
The Sniper
thedjfish@comcast.net
wwestern



Now the fun stuff. I'm a bit of a nerd and enjoy reading about statistics. So here are some statistics for Operation God Save the Queen:

Number of BORK bombers: 22
Number of sticks sent: 115
Average number of sticks per BORK: 5.
Gross weight of bomb: 13 lb 13.8 oz.
Strength of aftershock (assuming smoke rate of 5 sticks/week): 5.75 months (23 weeks).
Date sent: 08/13
Date delivered: 08/18
Distance traveled: 4,676 miles.
Average velocity: 39 MPH.



Last but not least, here is a link to the album documenting the progress of the bomb. Enjoy.

http://picasaweb.google.com/116633777478620463121/AmericaFUCKYEAH?authkey=Gv1sRgCOflt4--3YmLSg&feat=directlink