I am a JACKASS LOLOL

The Sniper
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Just had to share this one....
Sitting in the dark on the deck right now, surfing the forums and puffin away on a Tatuaje Havana VI, which is always a favorite...
All of a sudden, it starts tasting like a SERIOUS dog rocket - what the he11 is going on here???
A closer inspection reveals - I FORGOT TO REMOVE THE BAND!!! LMAOOOOOOOOO! :-)
Tatuaje makes great cigars, but their bands are NOT GOOD!
And the merciless ribbing and guffaws should start right... about... NOW! :-)
Sitting in the dark on the deck right now, surfing the forums and puffin away on a Tatuaje Havana VI, which is always a favorite...
All of a sudden, it starts tasting like a SERIOUS dog rocket - what the he11 is going on here???
A closer inspection reveals - I FORGOT TO REMOVE THE BAND!!! LMAOOOOOOOOO! :-)
Tatuaje makes great cigars, but their bands are NOT GOOD!
And the merciless ribbing and guffaws should start right... about... NOW! :-)
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Happened to me one winter morning about 6 am. I thought I smelled something different like somebody cooking breakfast and then the flavor shifted hard. I just ripped off the band and kept hitting it.0
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One time at cigar band camp..........
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Thats funny been close and will someday end up smoking a band. But usually take them off early.0
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Never had that happen but, I'm sure it will, lol.0
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Ever accidentally put the lit end in your mouth? It will happen be careful of doing choirs with a cigar in hand. Sniper, I haven't done that yet. Too funny.0
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Done that, twice. While flipping burgers on the grill, I wasn't even thinking and just stuck it in my mouth. Embarrassing thing is, 10 minutes later, I did it again!!jsnake:Ever accidentally put the lit end in your mouth? It will happen be careful of doing choirs with a cigar in hand. Sniper, I haven't done that yet. Too funny.0 -
I lit a diesel uhc with the footband still on it once while not paying attention. Smoked half the band b4 I figured it out (it was dark & I was driving and on the phone). It didn't impart any flavors I liked...0
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I guess you'll have to be banned.0
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Ill be Banned.... I mean Damned!!!!!!!! Cant say as I have ever had that happen YET>>>>>>>>>0
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LOL Well, its good to know Im the not the only one who has had a brain cramp while enjoying a good stick.zoom6zoom:I guess you'll have to be banned.0 -
I can see how this could happen, even without the dark and the phone... anyone else ever be in such a hurry to fire up a stick that you get peeved that you have to take that extra second and a half to remove a footband from the stick you're about to light?cabinetmaker:I lit a diesel uhc with the footband still on it once while not paying attention. Smoked half the band b4 I figured it out (it was dark & I was driving and on the phone). It didn't impart any flavors I liked...
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What sort of beverages were being consumed before said mishap ?0
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Strictly Pepsi sir... cant even blame it on some hooch! LOLamz1301:What sort of beverages were being consumed before said mishap ?
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I was at a get together this weekend for the guys in my family and I brought along some sticks to pass out. My dad selects an UHC and proceeds to light it up with the band on. I told him he was lighting the band and he just said "that's how we smoked em back in the day", he was joking of course. That's what happens when you spend the afternoon drinking and then try to enjoy a cigar.cabinetmaker:I lit a diesel uhc with the footband still on it once while not paying attention. Smoked half the band b4 I figured it out (it was dark & I was driving and on the phone). It didn't impart any flavors I liked...0 -
they should make smokable bands!0
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I've done this before as well, good times :-( I also did it twice in the same night, but I was drinking and it was pretty dark. I remember the cigar being a Gurkha, I was smoking it becuase I figured it would taste great when I was drunk, (I hate Gurkhas when I'm not...) so I didn't feel bad having to toss it away.xmacro:
Done that, twice. While flipping burgers on the grill, I wasn't even thinking and just stuck it in my mouth. Embarrassing thing is, 10 minutes later, I did it again!!jsnake:Ever accidentally put the lit end in your mouth? It will happen be careful of doing choirs with a cigar in hand. Sniper, I haven't done that yet. Too funny.0 -
ever seen someone light a cigar with the cedar wrap still left on it? i have.
its funny
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twice I'm a idiot.0
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Twice I'm an idiot that didn't learn the first time.jsnake:Ever accidentally put the lit end in your mouth? It will happen be careful of doing choirs with a cigar in hand. Sniper, I haven't done that yet. Too funny.0 -
I've almost done this a few times, and I've started to toast the foot before and realized the foot band was still on. Luckily I haven't tasted it yet but it's only a matter of time. ADD FTW!0
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clipped the right end...but ended up lighting the clipped end once...0
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Hawk55:clipped the right end...but ended up lighting the clipped end once...
I was at a party a couple of weekends back and someone asked me if I could cut their swisher for them haha0 -
You should've just cut it in half, tossed it, and handed them something better.shamrocked:Hawk55:clipped the right end...but ended up lighting the clipped end once...
I was at a party a couple of weekends back and someone asked me if I could cut their swisher for them haha0 -
What you SHOULD have done was used your cutter on his sack so he couldnt reproduce! LOLKen Light:
You should've just cut it in half, tossed it, and handed them something better.shamrocked:Hawk55:clipped the right end...but ended up lighting the clipped end once...
I was at a party a couple of weekends back and someone asked me if I could cut their swisher for them haha
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