Newb needing help with what it all means?

rossdavey2 · April 2010

Can someone clear these up for me. The beard. Bombs. Passes. Help me understand so I can grow to be a big boy cigar man.

ironhorse · April 2010

The beard is tim blythe. You see him in the bottom left hand corner of the screen. He is your key to health, happiness, and all the women in the universe. By day, a cigar master, a customer service guru, and the lion tamer of Alex Svenson. By night, he teaches Brad Pitt how to look good. If the earth was struck by a giant asteroid, they would use the genes found in the beard to recreate the earth.....only better. Some conspiracy theorists suggest the government is going to blow the earth up, just so the beard can recreate it

A bomb is when forum member sends another forum member a ton of sticks unexpectadly. Expecting the favor to be returned later.

I'll let someone else explain a Pass.

stephen_hannibal · April 2010

If you look to the bottom left of your screen the deity smoking a cigar is know as the Beard....

Hays · April 2010

ironhorse:
The beard is tim blythe. You see him in the bottom left hand corner of the screen. He is your key to health, happiness, and all the women in the universe. By day, a cigar master, a customer service guru, and the lion tamer of Alex Svenson. By night, he teaches Brad Pitt how to look good. If the earth was struck by a giant asteroid, they would use the genes found in the beard to recreate the earth.....only better. Some conspiracy theorists suggest the government is going to blow the earth up, just so the beard can recreate it

A bomb is when forum member sends another forum member a ton of sticks unexpectadly. Expecting the favor to be returned later.

I'll let someone else explain a Pass.

I would amend this a bit....bombs are indeed when one BOTL (Brother of the Leaf - a fellow cigar enthusiast) sends another an unsolicited package of cigars and/or cigar related items unexpectedly. However, I would generally say that it's more on account of the generosity of the sender, versus an expectation of future reciprocation. Obviously, there is a precedent of the receiver reciprocating, but as far as bombs go it's generally not expected.

A pass is when several BOTL sign up, and one BOTL starts it. The starter fills up a box with several cigars - 10 to 20 or more - and it is sent to each signed-up BOTL one at a time. When you get it, take a couple and put in a couple, then pass it along to the next signed-up BOTL. At the end, it goes back to the starter, ideally with numerous different cigars.

urbino · April 2010

Hays:
ironhorse:
The beard is tim blythe. You see him in the bottom left hand corner of the screen. He is your key to health, happiness, and all the women in the universe. By day, a cigar master, a customer service guru, and the lion tamer of Alex Svenson. By night, he teaches Brad Pitt how to look good. If the earth was struck by a giant asteroid, they would use the genes found in the beard to recreate the earth.....only better. Some conspiracy theorists suggest the government is going to blow the earth up, just so the beard can recreate it

A bomb is when forum member sends another forum member a ton of sticks unexpectadly. Expecting the favor to be returned later.

I'll let someone else explain a Pass.
I would amend this a bit....bombs are indeed when one BOTL (Brother of the Leaf - a fellow cigar enthusiast) sends another an unsolicited package of cigars and/or cigar related items unexpectedly. However, I would generally say that it's more on account of the generosity of the sender, versus an expectation of future reciprocation. Obviously, there is a precedent of the receiver reciprocating, but as far as bombs go it's generally not expected.

This. A bomb is an act of generosity and/or appreciation. No return bomb expected.

The Sniper · April 2010

The Beard is the hardest target, and most sought-after prey in THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!

... or at least on my thread! I KEEL HIM! :-)

Better watch out - 'cos Im the assassin!

kuzi16 · April 2010

urbino:
A bomb is an act of generosity and/or appreciation. No return bomb expected.

yes.

xmacro · April 2010

When Tim gets done smoking a cigar, the cigar nub smells like The Beard

zeebra · April 2010

The Sniper:
The Beard is the hardest target, and most sought-after prey in THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!

... or at least on my thread! I KEEL HIM! :-)

Better watch out - 'cos Im the assassin!

This guy is sniping tons of members. Its easy to get "the beards" address, this so called sniper, the forum and I think he might have lit up a joint instead of cigar......lol.

ug dan · April 2010

I got one, what is B&M? Is it a specific store or a generic term?

xmacro · April 2010

Brick & Mortar - your typical storefront cigar place

The Kid · August 2011

ironhorse:
The beard is tim blythe. You see him in the bottom left hand corner of the screen. He is your key to health, happiness, and all the women in the universe. By day, a cigar master, a customer service guru, and the lion tamer of Alex Svenson. By night, he teaches Brad Pitt how to look good. If the earth was struck by a giant asteroid, they would use the genes found in the beard to recreate the earth.....only better. Some conspiracy theorists suggest the government is going to blow the earth up, just so the beard can recreate it

A bomb is when forum member sends another forum member a ton of sticks unexpectadly. Expecting the favor to be returned later.

I'll let someone else explain a Pass.

Just stumbled across this,,lol

jj20030 · August 2011

beard? lol,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxXp-07lYhk

The Kid · August 2011

jj20030:
beard? lol, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxXp-07lYhk

TOO MUCH...LOL

RampMonkey · August 2011

+1 - LOL

Rhamlin · August 2011

Ok what's BORK mean?

Marker · August 2011

Rhamlin:
Ok what's BORK mean?

BOTL but your fingers are off one key for the TL part. So it is RK.

Rhamlin · August 2011

No I've seen BORK alot, I know what BOTL means.Unless it's like you said and people have hit the wrong key or spell check kicked in.

docbp87 · August 2011

Rhamlin:
No I've seen BORK alot, I know what BOTL means.Unless it's like you said and people have hit the wrong key or spell check kicked in.

It was a typo by someone on this board, when trying to type BOTL. It was funny, and catchy sounding, so it became a bit of a running joke. Thus the BORK was born.

beatnic · August 2011

docbp87:
Rhamlin:
No I've seen BORK alot, I know what BOTL means.Unless it's like you said and people have hit the wrong key or spell check kicked in.
It was a typo by someone on this board, when trying to type BOTL. It was funny, and catchy sounding, so it became a bit of a running joke. Thus the BORK was born.

Check with Wwhwang, the "Fat fingered creator of BORK's"

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