For the shy smoker...

kafara · January 2009

When you reveive the order in the mail, what is the box like? Is it obvious that you just bought a box of cigars or is it descrete?

Thanks for your time!

dep691 · January 2009

Just like any package you get in the mail. It doesn't say CIGARS anywhere on it. No one will know the package contains cigars unless they look at the return address or you tell them. You may have to do something about the smell of the smoke though. That is a give away everytime.

urbino · January 2009

The return addy just says "ccom", not "Cigars.com".

phobicsquirrel · January 2009

I don't believe I've had any return labels say cigars, always just the name of the company in a shortened form or minus "cigar".

madurofan · January 2009

Hmm why the need for secrecy?

Luko · January 2009

madurofan:
Hmm why the need for secrecy?

He's sending you a box and wants you to be surprised?

urbino · January 2009

He's Dr. Sanjay Gupta?

dep691 · January 2009

Luko:
madurofan:
Hmm why the need for secrecy?
He's sending you a box and wants you to be surprised?

I don't know maybe he is like a teenager smoking a cig. Doesn't want mom and dad to find out, or snobby neighbors or something. I've been drinking again and i'm tired of using the edit button to correct spelling so if i have mispelled words or run on sentences just let it lie.

dep691 · January 2009

urbino:
He's Dr. Sanjay Gupta?

LMAO

dutyje · January 2009

Where are you planning to keep the smokes? Does your wife never go in there? I assume you've got a humidor as well. Perhaps you can get them delivered to work, especially since you're going to find yourself placing orders on a regular basis? Remember, she's going to smell it on you anyway, so you'll need to wait until she's out of town. Does she travel a lot? CCOM ships really fast, so maybe you can place the order two days before she's set to leave, and it will almost certainly be on your doorstep before she gets back.

madurofan · January 2009

dutyje:
Where are you planning to keep the smokes? Does your wife never go in there? I assume you've got a humidor as well. Perhaps you can get them delivered to work, especially since you're going to find yourself placing orders on a regular basis? Remember, she's going to smell it on you anyway, so you'll need to wait until she's out of town. Does she travel a lot? CCOM ships really fast, so maybe you can place the order two days before she's set to leave, and it will almost certainly be on your doorstep before she gets back.

LMAO!!!!!

kuzi16 · January 2009

dutyje:
Does she travel a lot? CCOM ships really fast, so maybe you can place the order two days before she's set to leave, and it will almost certainly be on your doorstep before she gets back.

ive pulled that maneuver before.

...worked out well

Dude Love · January 2009

Follow the above advice, but it you really wanna go the extra mile, smear some lipstick on your collar as a distraction. She'll never know.

kaspera79 · January 2009

Dude Love:
Follow the above advice, but it you really wanna go the extra mile, smear some lipstick on your collar as a distraction. She'll never know.

And... Condom wrappers all over the bedroom floor. I am willing to wager cigars will not be the topic of discussion. An excellent diversionary tactic

cheyman · January 2009

kaspera79:
Dude Love:
Follow the above advice, but it you really wanna go the extra mile, smear some lipstick on your collar as a distraction. She'll never know.
And... Condom wrappers all over the bedroom floor. I am willing to wager cigars will not be the topic of discussion. An excellent diversionary tactic

Yes, Yes this will work very well!!

laker1963 · January 2009

cheyman:
kaspera79:
Dude Love:
Follow the above advice, but it you really wanna go the extra mile, smear some lipstick on your collar as a distraction. She'll never know.
And... Condom wrappers all over the bedroom floor. I am willing to wager cigars will not be the topic of discussion. An excellent diversionary tactic
Yes, Yes this will work very well!!

Holy $hit!!! Cheyman really is Bender !! LMAO

cheyman · January 2009

laker1963:
cheyman:
kaspera79:
Dude Love:
Follow the above advice, but it you really wanna go the extra mile, smear some lipstick on your collar as a distraction. She'll never know.
And... Condom wrappers all over the bedroom floor. I am willing to wager cigars will not be the topic of discussion. An excellent diversionary tactic
Yes, Yes this will work very well!!

Holy $hit!!! Cheyman really is Bender !! LMAO

"Bite my shiny, metal ass!"

zoom6zoom · January 2009

cheyman:
kaspera79:
Dude Love:
Follow the above advice, but it you really wanna go the extra mile, smear some lipstick on your collar as a distraction. She'll never know.
And... Condom wrappers all over the bedroom floor. I am willing to wager cigars will not be the topic of discussion. An excellent diversionary tactic
Yes, Yes this will work very well!!

Unless you're a Democratic President.

cheyman · January 2009

zoom6zoom:
cheyman:
kaspera79:
Dude Love:
Follow the above advice, but it you really wanna go the extra mile, smear some lipstick on your collar as a distraction. She'll never know.
And... Condom wrappers all over the bedroom floor. I am willing to wager cigars will not be the topic of discussion. An excellent diversionary tactic
Yes, Yes this will work very well!!
Unless you're a Democratic President.

Yes, then it's considered a career enhancer!

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