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djbeenie
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I just witnessed two people that came in the bathroom, did their business and walked right out the door. Gross!! haha!
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About as bad are the *** clowns that walk into a humi , take a cigar OUT of the cellophane , then cram it halfway up their noses , and then try to shove it back in the cellophane , put it back down and DONT buy it !!! That makes me want to throw up and punch them in the nose at the same time !!!0
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Number 1 or number 2?0
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Number 1, either way it's still gross because they then touch the door handle.0
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if the sink looks like this:
i will probably not wash my hands either.
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Ahhh college frat bathrooms.... anyone up for contracting Hep C???kuzi16:if the sink looks like this:
i will probably not wash my hands either.0 -
Yeah I probably wouldn't wash my hands either. Our bathroom is nice so no excuse here. HA!kuzi16:if the sink looks like this:
i will probably not wash my hands either.0 -
I guess they like d!ck flavored food...djbeenie:I just witnessed two people that came in the bathroom, did their business and walked right out the door. Gross!! haha!0 -
"I'm sorry, your honor, I assumed I'd be covered by the 'Justifiable A$$-whipping clause'"gmill880:About as bad are the *** clowns that walk into a humi , take a cigar OUT of the cellophane , then cram it halfway up their noses , and then try to shove it back in the cellophane , put it back down and DONT buy it !!! That makes me want to throw up and punch them in the nose at the same time !!!
..."Case dismissed!"0 -
I yell at my Jr Marines all day for this! That and flushing the toilet!! Nasty jar heads!0
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Was it at a Walmart? That place is the gathering point for the lowest common denominator for human DNA. LOLdjbeenie:I just witnessed two people that came in the bathroom, did their business and walked right out the door. Gross!! haha!
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I have a boss that does this. I saw him walk out of the crapper stall walk out to the fridge get his food and then go to his office to eat. Never even looked at the sink....yikes0
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What in blazes happened to your avatar???ENFIDL:I have a boss that does this. I saw him walk out of the crapper stall walk out to the fridge get his food and then go to his office to eat. Never even looked at the sink....yikes
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Especially if they just came out of the bathroom.gmill880:About as bad are the *** clowns that walk into a humi , take a cigar OUT of the cellophane , then cram it halfway up their noses , and then try to shove it back in the cellophane , put it back down and DONT buy it !!! That makes me want to throw up and punch them in the nose at the same time !!!0 -
This is what happened to it lolThe Sniper:
What in blazes happened to your avatar???ENFIDL:I have a boss that does this. I saw him walk out of the crapper stall walk out to the fridge get his food and then go to his office to eat. Never even looked at the sink....yikes
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I do believe that should be illegal. I'd blow the whistle and toss the flag on that one. You take it out the cello and rub your schnoz over it YOU BUY IT period. That is just frigging nasty.gmill880:About as bad are the *** clowns that walk into a humi , take a cigar OUT of the cellophane , then cram it halfway up their noses , and then try to shove it back in the cellophane , put it back down and DONT buy it !!! That makes me want to throw up and punch them in the nose at the same time !!!0 -
I work for an IT firm, but we share our building with two other companies. These people worked for the other companies.The Sniper:
Was it at a Walmart? That place is the gathering point for the lowest common denominator for human DNA. LOLdjbeenie:I just witnessed two people that came in the bathroom, did their business and walked right out the door. Gross!! haha!0 -
I guess I misunderstood what "business" they did...#1& #2 wasn't what I was thinking...CAcigarguy007:
I do believe that should be illegal. I'd blow the whistle and toss the flag on that one. You take it out the cello and rub your schnoz over it YOU BUY IT period. That is just frigging nasty.gmill880:About as bad are the *** clowns that walk into a humi , take a cigar OUT of the cellophane , then cram it halfway up their noses , and then try to shove it back in the cellophane , put it back down and DONT buy it !!! That makes me want to throw up and punch them in the nose at the same time !!!0 -
E I love the pick, you know it.... but I have to say with shorts that short... I kinda was expecting a hot pink tank, a cotton red white and blue headband, and knee high gym socks. Just saying... you COULD rock itENFIDL:
This is what happened to it lolThe Sniper:
What in blazes happened to your avatar???ENFIDL:I have a boss that does this. I saw him walk out of the crapper stall walk out to the fridge get his food and then go to his office to eat. Never even looked at the sink....yikes
Proof is in the pic... 
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OK??? Who is that in the pick? Are their names Neil and Bob, or is that just what they do? LOLENFIDL:
This is what happened to it lolThe Sniper:
What in blazes happened to your avatar???ENFIDL:I have a boss that does this. I saw him walk out of the crapper stall walk out to the fridge get his food and then go to his office to eat. Never even looked at the sink....yikes
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In regards to going #1, I submit the following theory to the Brethren....
I shower at the very least once daily, making very sure that my man parts are of the utmost clean. With some routine man-scaping, Scrotumville, the happy town of Grundle, the Penile Tower and the surrounding parking lot are free of vegetation.
I do laundry regularly. I put on/change into clean underwear/boxers/boxer briefs/whatever at least once daily.
All day long my hands are exposed to billions of germs, even with frequent hand washing and using hand sanitizer, my hands can still be considered "dirty."
Moving to my point, when I go into the bathroom to go #1, wouldn't it make more sense to wash my hands before getting my clean Tool out of it's clean environment that's been uninvaded by germs from the outside world? Perhaps I should put on gloves first? And to that, say hypothetically I wash my hands first, then take care of business, it's not as though I've actually put my hands in the stream.
Based on this logic, hand washing after a #1 seems like splurging to me. Think of the wasted water. Earth first, we're all in this together!
***Hopefully you're realized by now this theory is meant to be totally humorous and by no means gospel. I hope I was able to put a smile on your face. And remember, if it's yellow, leave it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. Or as the posted sign says, "If you took a sh!t, please put it back." :0)0 -
Lulz! Remember if you shake it more than 3 times your playing with it. With your theory....just what if you shake it and your hand gets it? hahaskweekz:In regards to going #1, I submit the following theory to the Brethren....
I shower at the very least once daily, making very sure that my man parts are of the utmost clean. With some routine man-scaping, Scrotumville, the happy town of Grundle, the Penile Tower and the surrounding parking lot are free of vegetation.
I do laundry regularly. I put on/change into clean underwear/boxers/boxer briefs/whatever at least once daily.
All day long my hands are exposed to billions of germs, even with frequent hand washing and using hand sanitizer, my hands can still be considered "dirty."
Moving to my point, when I go into the bathroom to go #1, wouldn't it make more sense to wash my hands before getting my clean Tool out of it's clean environment that's been uninvaded by germs from the outside world? Perhaps I should put on gloves first? And to that, say hypothetically I wash my hands first, then take care of business, it's not as though I've actually put my hands in the stream.
Based on this logic, hand washing after a #1 seems like splurging to me. Think of the wasted water. Earth first, we're all in this together!
***Hopefully you're realized by now this theory is meant to be totally humorous and by no means gospel. I hope I was able to put a smile on your face. And remember, if it's yellow, leave it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. Or as the posted sign says, "If you took a sh!t, please put it back." :0)0 -
That would me myself and Matt Booth you old crazy bastage lolThe Sniper:
OK??? Who is that in the pick? Are their names Neil and Bob, or is that just what they do? LOLENFIDL:
This is what happened to it lolThe Sniper:
What in blazes happened to your avatar???ENFIDL:I have a boss that does this. I saw him walk out of the crapper stall walk out to the fridge get his food and then go to his office to eat. Never even looked at the sink....yikes0 -
Whilst I could rock that I had to stick with a somewhat Marine Corps theme as Matt was a Marine as well lol There will be other events for me to rock...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm90+ Irishman:
E I love the pick, you know it.... but I have to say with shorts that short... I kinda was expecting a hot pink tank, a cotton red white and blue headband, and knee high gym socks. Just saying... you COULD rock itENFIDL:
This is what happened to it lolThe Sniper:
What in blazes happened to your avatar???ENFIDL:I have a boss that does this. I saw him walk out of the crapper stall walk out to the fridge get his food and then go to his office to eat. Never even looked at the sink....yikes Proof is in the pic... 0 -
jr_p951:I yell at my Jr Marines all day for this! That and flushing the toilet!! Nasty jar heads!
A sailor walkes into the bathroom and does his business (it was a stand-up performance, not a sit-down) and goes to leave. A marine shouts out "Hey sailor! In the Marines they taught us to wash our hands after we go to the bathroom." "In the Navy they taught us not to whiz on our fingers." came the reply.0 -
A great joke I heard regarding this subject...
A Marine Gunnery Sergeant and an Air Force Airman Basic walk into the latrine at about the same time and both go straight to the urinals. Air Force kid finishes up first, buttons up and walks straight out the door.
The Marine is incensed!!! He finishes, buttons up, washes his hands, storms out of the bathroom and finds the Airman in the lobby.
The Gunny gets up real close to the Airman so as not to embarass the kid overmuch, leans into him and whispers "In the Corps, they teach us to wash our hands after we take a leak Airman!"
The Airman leans back and looks at the Marine with a quizzical expression on his face for a few seconds, then gets a "OH!" look on his face, leans back to the Gunny and whispers....
"In the Air Force, they teach us not to p!ss on our hands Gunnery Sergeant." :-D
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The Sniper:A great joke I heard regarding this subject...
A Marine Gunnery Sergeant and an Air Force Airman Basic walk into the latrine at about the same time and both go straight to the urinals. Air Force kid finishes up first, buttons up and walks straight out the door.
The Marine is incensed!!! He finishes, buttons up, washes his hands, storms out of the bathroom and finds the Airman in the lobby.
The Gunny gets up real close to the Airman so as not to embarass the kid overmuch, leans into him and whispers "In the Corps, they teach us to wash our hands after we take a leak Airman!"
The Airman leans back and looks at the Marine with a quizzical expression on his face for a few seconds, then gets a "OH!" look on his face, leans back to the Gunny and whispers....
"In the Air Force, they teach us not to p!ss on our hands Gunnery Sergeant." :-D
lol, beat ya!0
