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Jetmech_63 · April 2012

I'm so going to hell for this....

skweekz · April 2012

I like light Thai food, long strolls on a moon lit beach and AirSoft games. See this? This is my precious.

Jetmech_63 · April 2012

Is'nt the Uzi supposed to weigh a ton?

y2pascoe · April 2012

This last time Waffle House cuts ME off!

jj20030 · April 2012

dambit, id look skinny next to him,, lol

beatnic · April 2012

Gonna have to blast a hole to get in there!

Direwolf · April 2012

I respectfully ask that you remove my image from your post, Thank you.

JDH · April 2012

WHO STOLE MY TWINKIES!!!

mattpelter · April 2012

Does this gun make me look big?

zoom6zoom · April 2012

Big Mac, Mac-10.... doesn't matter, I'll eat it.

Hayblet · April 2012

every night before he goes to bed, Lassy checks his closet to make sure nobody has stolen his Miller Lite

Marker · April 2012

Anyone else see the irony of him standing in front of a fitting room?

The Colonel · April 2012

***.. I can't get my finger in the trigger guard..

Jiffy78 · April 2012

X-Men Origins Wolverine: Before the claws.

robbyras · April 2012

Faaaaaaaat guy with a little guuuuuuuuuun

Jiffy78 · April 2012

I use it to shoot bacon, wings, doughnuts, frosting, cake, cheese, and even pasta. Hell, once I even used it to stick up the sleeveless t-shirt truck!

Marker · April 2012

While you're busy havin seconds, I'm havin twenty-thirds. When I go to get my shoes shined, I gotta take their word. (copyright Weird Al)

Jetmech_63 · April 2012

My uzi weIghs a ton: you're doing it wrong...

Direwolf · April 2012

Do you have a fitting room that comes in my size?

camgfs · April 2012

Do these come in a cerial box?

slickric · April 2012

is the laser sight necessary? its made for "spray and pray"

deejmemixx · April 2012

thats my jelly roll

RBeckom · April 2012

Your foods next! Got it?

ENFIDL · April 2012

"I told you to make me a sammich woommmaaaannnnn!!!!!!"

gmill880 · April 2012

Ya see ... fat is the best bullet proof vest there is . Its always with ya . Never too hot to wear it . Fits under whatever . This punk pulls this thing out and emptys a 30 round clip in my gut ! I put my foot up his a$$ , and then coughed up all 30 rounds . See my cheeks ? I'm holding them in my cheeks now !!! I DONT NEED NO STINKIN VEST !!!