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Sailor Jerry?!?!?!

I'm usually a fan of Capt. Morgan for cheap rum but by god anyone who has the balls to use the misfits "Where eagles dare" in a commercial deserves my money!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtxSHKoJ8G8

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And it will get you very smashed...I have first hand experience with that, or so I was told the next morning. LOL
(Which is exactly why I won't touch it with a 10 foot pole, ever again. Seriously, never.)