A hard fought battle...
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Toombes
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Brothers and sister of the forum, hear me! Those of you with children will understand, those of you expecting children take heed!
You may have had a few scuffles while in school. This belittles the ocassional barroom brawl. Quite possibly you were/are a soldier who has seen combat on the bloodiest battlefields upon our good Earth. But this, yes this, is and shall forevermore be the hardest battle to be fought!
The changing of a dirty diaper on a squirmy, wiry, wriggling six month old child!
Can I get an Amen!!!
You may have had a few scuffles while in school. This belittles the ocassional barroom brawl. Quite possibly you were/are a soldier who has seen combat on the bloodiest battlefields upon our good Earth. But this, yes this, is and shall forevermore be the hardest battle to be fought!
The changing of a dirty diaper on a squirmy, wiry, wriggling six month old child!
Can I get an Amen!!!
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...a task made even more difficult when they've been in the jumper for a while.
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Toombes:Brothers and sister of the forum, hear me! Those of you with children will understand, those of you expecting children take heed!
You may have had a few scuffles while in school. This belittles the ocassional barroom brawl. Quite possibly you were/are a soldier who has seen combat on the bloodiest battlefields upon our good Earth. But this, yes this, is and shall forevermore be the hardest battle to be fought!
The changing of a dirty diaper on a squirmy, wiry, wriggling six month old child!
Can I get an Amen!!!
A pair as good for parenthood as they were for dating. -
Oh wow, I can't believe you just went there, jthanatos, lol.
Totally feel for ya, Toombes! -
Rookies... You'll get used to it. After you change a few hundred diapers, you'll be able to change that baby with one hand, and eat a Cheeseburger with the other.
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Wouldn't know. Never changed a diaper.
My boys are 20 and 24 now. Unfortunately, I wasn't around enough to deal with that part of it.
Luckily, I have a wife who was understanding enough to take care of those things. -
Uh... Not recommended.kaspera79:Rookies... You'll get used to it. After you change a few hundred diapers, you'll be able to change that baby with one hand, and eat a Cheeseburger with the other.
... and don't confuse the two.
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I'm sick now...webmost:
Uh... Not recommended.kaspera79:Rookies... You'll get used to it. After you change a few hundred diapers, you'll be able to change that baby with one hand, and eat a Cheeseburger with the other.
... and don't confuse the two. -
+1 Marry a good mother!0patience:Wouldn't know. Never changed a diaper.
My boys are 20 and 24 now. Unfortunately, I wasn't around enough to deal with that part of it.
Luckily, I have a wife who was understanding enough to take care of those things. -
I live the ones win my 9 month old poops up his diaper and it's all over his back and u can do anything about it. Now that's a good 1
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Just make sure ti jot leave the soils diaper in the changer while u run to yet some wipes from downstairs.....u may return to a baby playing in their poopy diaper....not that I had this happen...
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That's for sure!! It's worse if they're older than you though..kaspera79:Rookies... You'll get used to it. After you change a few hundred diapers, you'll be able to change that baby with one hand, and eat a Cheeseburger with the other. -
Diapers are bad, but vomit is worse for me. My 3 yr old walked up to me yesterday and puked all over me, her, and the floor, only minutes after I had finished showering and giving her a bath.
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OOHHH YES!Toombes:Brothers and sister of the forum, hear me! Those of you with children will understand, those of you expecting children take heed!
You may have had a few scuffles while in school. This belittles the ocassional barroom brawl. Quite possibly you were/are a soldier who has seen combat on the bloodiest battlefields upon our good Earth. But this, yes this, is and shall forevermore be the hardest battle to be fought!
The changing of a dirty diaper on a squirmy, wiry, wriggling six month old child!
Can I get an Amen!!! -
Toombes:Brothers and sister of the forum, hear me! Those of you with children will understand, those of you expecting children take heed!
You may have had a few scuffles while in school. This belittles the ocassional barroom brawl. Quite possibly you were/are a soldier who has seen combat on the bloodiest battlefields upon our good Earth. But this, yes this, is and shall forevermore be the hardest battle to be fought!
The changing of a dirty diaper on a squirmy, wiry, wriggling six month old child!
Can I get an Amen!!!
I'm currently in battle with an overly aggressive nine month old and his hyperactive two year old sister.
I love every minute of it! -
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These are my grandchildren.
Try it with a few more years under your belt!
