When will the madness end?

Came home from another long day molding the youth of the nation to find a stack of boxes sitting at my front door. No big deal, I was actually expecting a bunch of stuff for a remodel project that I'm in the middle of. I pick up the stack and a little flat rate box that was hiding behind the others falls. I like to think I survived this explosion, but I have a feeling I am posting this from the beyond, because no one could have survived a completely unexpected bomb such as this! Junior (pbchevo) apparently didn't think I was indebted to him enough already, so he went ahead and upped the ante. Yeah, I still remember the last time you hit me. This makes two. Dude, go stand in a corner with Bigshizza and await your punishment. I swear, two totally unprovoked attacks in two days! This needs to stop!