This forum cracks me up!!!!
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Lee.mcglynn
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Imagine talking to someone normal about this forum. Imagine telling them we guys like Santa Claus,ICU and Enola gays running around plotting to bomb people. Even try telling them what a bomb is! I've tried to tell some of my friends about the craziness and the humor of you guys and gals one here and well they look at me weird. I think I lost it when smokindaddy got hit by Elmo and the gang!! I showed my girl the pictures and she called me retarded!! Every now and again my mind drifts off and I think about what is said on here and just start cracking up!! Where else is a guy(jiunn) gonna tell Santa to go f a goat?! Even writing this I'm laughing!! All of you are awesome!!!!!
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you are a sweet child of mine Lee ~ Santa
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My wife just laughs at me and says i'm sad my friends are all online and have never meet before. I think she is right, i talk to more guys on here than my friends i have around me.
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Santa will always have a lap for youGlock1975:My wife just laughs at me and says i'm sad my friends are all online and have never meet before. I think she is right, i talk to more guys on here than my friends i have around me.
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My wife thinks that I am nuts.......I send out $100 packages like it ain't no thing.......Even crazier, I receive $100 packages like it ain't no thing......Hahahahaha.
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The other lap is for you my child........greg2648:My wife thinks that I am nuts.......I send out $100 packages like it ain't no thing.......Even crazier, I receive $100 packages like it ain't no thing......Hahahahaha. -
Santa Claus:you are a sweet child of mine Lee ~ Santa
Dear Santa, I apologize for what I will do on Christmas Eve.
I am truly sorry for the alcohol and drug induced and rather unfortunate incident that will occur! -
Rodney not you, my most prized Rodney!!! Here, take Santa's big red coat and put it around you. Come inside for some milk and cookiesRBeckom:Santa Claus:you are a sweet child of mine Lee ~ Santa
Dear Santa, I apologize for what I will do on Christmas Eve.
I am truly sorry for the alcohol and drug induced and rather unfortunate incident that will occur! -
Santa Claus:
Rodney not you, my most prized Rodney!!! Here, take Santa's big red coat and put it around you. Come inside for some milk and cookiesRBeckom:Santa Claus:you are a sweet child of mine Lee ~ Santa
Dear Santa, I apologize for what I will do on Christmas Eve.
I am truly sorry for the alcohol and drug induced and rather unfortunate incident that will occur!
But the words are already written in ink, what can I do? -
Santa Claus:
Rodney not you, my most prized Rodney!!! Here, take Santa's big red coat and put it around you. Come inside for some milk and cookiesRBeckom:Santa Claus:you are a sweet child of mine Lee ~ Santa
Dear Santa, I apologize for what I will do on Christmas Eve.
I am truly sorry for the alcohol and drug induced and rather unfortunate incident that will occur!
But the words are already written in ink, what can I do? -
Wiped away. I am good friends with the moderator. Please just enjoy a good cigar and a dram of whiskey. (one dram!)RBeckom:Santa Claus:
Rodney not you, my most prized Rodney!!! Here, take Santa's big red coat and put it around you. Come inside for some milk and cookiesRBeckom:Santa Claus:you are a sweet child of mine Lee ~ Santa
Dear Santa, I apologize for what I will do on Christmas Eve.
I am truly sorry for the alcohol and drug induced and rather unfortunate incident that will occur!
But the words are already written in ink, what can I do? -
Santa Claus:
Wiped away. I am good friends with the moderator. Please just enjoy a good cigar and a dram of whiskey. (one dram!)RBeckom:Santa Claus:
Rodney not you, my most prized Rodney!!! Here, take Santa's big red coat and put it around you. Come inside for some milk and cookiesRBeckom:Santa Claus:you are a sweet child of mine Lee ~ Santa
Dear Santa, I apologize for what I will do on Christmas Eve.
I am truly sorry for the alcohol and drug induced and rather unfortunate incident that will occur!
But the words are already written in ink, what can I do?
Thank you kind sir you are most wise as well as humble. -
Can I sit in between them? HO HO HO! Happy to see me Santa?Santa Claus:
The other lap is for you my child........greg2648:My wife thinks that I am nuts.......I send out $100 packages like it ain't no thing.......Even crazier, I receive $100 packages like it ain't no thing......Hahahahaha. -
There is no Santa folks....don't be fooled....
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I keeeelll you............james40:There is no Santa folks....don't be fooled.... -
whoaaaa hooOOOoOooO there sally!!! this egg nog is SPIKED!!!danielzreyes:
Can I sit in between them? HO HO HO! Happy to see me Santa?Santa Claus:
The other lap is for you my child........greg2648:My wife thinks that I am nuts.......I send out $100 packages like it ain't no thing.......Even crazier, I receive $100 packages like it ain't no thing......Hahahahaha. -
Interesting phrase there...I know someone who uses that phrase for bombing runs.....Santa Claus:
I keeeelll you............james40:There is no Santa folks....don't be fooled.... -
James, I figured him out awhile back lol. I didn't want to say anything because I'm tired of getting coal every year.james40:
Interesting phrase there...I know someone who uses that phrase for bombing runs.....Santa Claus:
I keeeelll you............james40:There is no Santa folks....don't be fooled.... -
Oh Danielsan, you all wet behind the ear. :-)danielzreyes:
James, I figured him out awhile back lol. I didn't want to say anything because I'm tired of getting coal every year.james40:
Interesting phrase there...I know someone who uses that phrase for bombing runs.....Santa Claus:
I keeeelll you............james40:There is no Santa folks....don't be fooled.... -
The response I always get is.... "People send you.... free..... cigars.... for free.... you dont pay anything for them.... for free???" And I always say "Yup. And I hope to send out more then I receive."
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True that Peter... Some really good friends made because of this forum. One of these days we need to have a pilgrimage to a central spot and Herf our a$$es off!!Vision:The response I always get is.... "People send you.... free..... cigars.... for free.... you dont pay anything for them.... for free???" And I always say "Yup. And I hope to send out more then I receive." -
Hush your face and go wait by your mailbox!james40:
Oh Danielsan, you all wet behind the ear. :-)danielzreyes:
James, I figured him out awhile back lol. I didn't want to say anything because I'm tired of getting coal every year.james40:
Interesting phrase there...I know someone who uses that phrase for bombing runs.....Santa Claus:
I keeeelll you............james40:There is no Santa folks....don't be fooled.... -
I like this idea.Bigshizza:
True that Peter... Some really good friends made because of this forum. One of these days we need to have a pilgrimage to a central spot and Herf our a$$es off!!Vision:The response I always get is.... "People send you.... free..... cigars.... for free.... you dont pay anything for them.... for free???" And I always say "Yup. And I hope to send out more then I receive." -
I talk to you jokers more than I talk to my wife... Pitiful, I know.
Where else can a bunch of people, most who have never met, gather and make some of the best friends they will ever have in their lives? -
Rain:
I like this idea.Bigshizza:
True that Peter... Some really good friends made because of this forum. One of these days we need to have a pilgrimage to a central spot and Herf our a$$es off!!Vision:The response I always get is.... "People send you.... free..... cigars.... for free.... you dont pay anything for them.... for free???" And I always say "Yup. And I hope to send out more then I receive."
I say we carry through with the Herf/BBQ/tattoo fest idea that Sniper and I started. Some of the brethren were going to converge on my place on Labor Day weekend for 2-3 days of smoking, eating, drinking, friendship and ink slinging. Unfortunately, finances and scheduling prevented the event. Since not everyone lives on the eastern side o' the US, lets invade Glen!! He's closer to the middle than I am! How about it?!?!? -
I like talking about it now. The more notice, the longer I have to save up for the trip.....and to convince my wife.Toombes:Rain:
I like this idea.Bigshizza:
True that Peter... Some really good friends made because of this forum. One of these days we need to have a pilgrimage to a central spot and Herf our a$$es off!!Vision:The response I always get is.... "People send you.... free..... cigars.... for free.... you dont pay anything for them.... for free???" And I always say "Yup. And I hope to send out more then I receive."
I say we carry through with the Herf/BBQ/tattoo fest idea that Sniper and I started. Some of the brethren were going to converge on my place on Labor Day weekend for 2-3 days of smoking, eating, drinking, friendship and ink slinging. Unfortunately, finances and scheduling prevented the event. Since not everyone lives on the eastern side o' the US, lets invade Glen!! He's closer to the middle than I am! How about it?!?!? -
Rain:
I like talking about it now. The more notice, the longer I have to save up for the trip.....and to convince my wife.Toombes:Rain:
I like this idea.Bigshizza:
True that Peter... Some really good friends made because of this forum. One of these days we need to have a pilgrimage to a central spot and Herf our a$$es off!!Vision:The response I always get is.... "People send you.... free..... cigars.... for free.... you dont pay anything for them.... for free???" And I always say "Yup. And I hope to send out more then I receive."
I say we carry through with the Herf/BBQ/tattoo fest idea that Sniper and I started. Some of the brethren were going to converge on my place on Labor Day weekend for 2-3 days of smoking, eating, drinking, friendship and ink slinging. Unfortunately, finances and scheduling prevented the event. Since not everyone lives on the eastern side o' the US, lets invade Glen!! He's closer to the middle than I am! How about it?!?!?
Exactly! If we did it on Labor Day weekend, pretty much everyone will get a three day weekend. This gives us 10 months to work out logistics, realistically about 7-8 months until those interested to make arrangements. I'm down for it... -
Daniel, why not start a thread and outline your idea?Toombes:Rain:
I like talking about it now. The more notice, the longer I have to save up for the trip.....and to convince my wife.Toombes:Rain:
I like this idea.Bigshizza:
True that Peter... Some really good friends made because of this forum. One of these days we need to have a pilgrimage to a central spot and Herf our a$$es off!!Vision:The response I always get is.... "People send you.... free..... cigars.... for free.... you dont pay anything for them.... for free???" And I always say "Yup. And I hope to send out more then I receive."
I say we carry through with the Herf/BBQ/tattoo fest idea that Sniper and I started. Some of the brethren were going to converge on my place on Labor Day weekend for 2-3 days of smoking, eating, drinking, friendship and ink slinging. Unfortunately, finances and scheduling prevented the event. Since not everyone lives on the eastern side o' the US, lets invade Glen!! He's closer to the middle than I am! How about it?!?!?
Exactly! If we did it on Labor Day weekend, pretty much everyone will get a three day weekend. This gives us 10 months to work out logistics, realistically about 7-8 months until those interested to make arrangements. I'm down for it... -
Rain:
Daniel, why not start a thread and outline your idea?Toombes:Rain:
I like talking about it now. The more notice, the longer I have to save up for the trip.....and to convince my wife.Toombes:Rain:
I like this idea.Bigshizza:
True that Peter... Some really good friends made because of this forum. One of these days we need to have a pilgrimage to a central spot and Herf our a$$es off!!Vision:The response I always get is.... "People send you.... free..... cigars.... for free.... you dont pay anything for them.... for free???" And I always say "Yup. And I hope to send out more then I receive."
I say we carry through with the Herf/BBQ/tattoo fest idea that Sniper and I started. Some of the brethren were going to converge on my place on Labor Day weekend for 2-3 days of smoking, eating, drinking, friendship and ink slinging. Unfortunately, finances and scheduling prevented the event. Since not everyone lives on the eastern side o' the US, lets invade Glen!! He's closer to the middle than I am! How about it?!?!?
Exactly! If we did it on Labor Day weekend, pretty much everyone will get a three day weekend. This gives us 10 months to work out logistics, realistically about 7-8 months until those interested to make arrangements. I'm down for it...
I'll necrothread the one Glen and I started and we'll go from there. Cool? -
Sounds like a plan.Toombes:Rain:
Daniel, why not start a thread and outline your idea?Toombes:Rain:
I like talking about it now. The more notice, the longer I have to save up for the trip.....and to convince my wife.Toombes:Rain:
I like this idea.Bigshizza:
True that Peter... Some really good friends made because of this forum. One of these days we need to have a pilgrimage to a central spot and Herf our a$$es off!!Vision:The response I always get is.... "People send you.... free..... cigars.... for free.... you dont pay anything for them.... for free???" And I always say "Yup. And I hope to send out more then I receive."
I say we carry through with the Herf/BBQ/tattoo fest idea that Sniper and I started. Some of the brethren were going to converge on my place on Labor Day weekend for 2-3 days of smoking, eating, drinking, friendship and ink slinging. Unfortunately, finances and scheduling prevented the event. Since not everyone lives on the eastern side o' the US, lets invade Glen!! He's closer to the middle than I am! How about it?!?!?
Exactly! If we did it on Labor Day weekend, pretty much everyone will get a three day weekend. This gives us 10 months to work out logistics, realistically about 7-8 months until those interested to make arrangements. I'm down for it...
I'll necrothread the one Glen and I started and we'll go from there. Cool? -
'Tis done! See "I've got an idea" thread.
