Review of the Smoker's wipe gifted by MTuccelli

pross
pross Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 739
The Smoker's wipes were received as a gift from our own MTuccelli.

Construction: Folded by the mysterious P7, long rumored to have studied under the tutelage of James Wood Johnson, of the famous Johnson and Johnson brothers, the construction was perfect. They measure 4" x 3" x 3/4" folded, unsure of corresponding ring gauge.

Photobucket Pictures, Images and PhotosPre light impressions: To be honest I did not get much from my initial lick, a mix of citrus and a girl I took home in college after a long night of grain alcohol. The aroma was a mix of those towels at KFC and my grandmother (God rest her soul). Not unpleasant or overbearing, but a definite lack of hay or spice.

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Post Removal: Larger than expected - about the size of my XL mitt. Somewhat damp throughout, but not soaking wet by any means. I wonder what effect some rest would have. I would guess a drying effect...Photobucket Pictures, Images and Photos

Post Light: Very hard to light, let alone smoke. Initially the flame took off like it had been to an all you can eat buffet at Taco Bell, then settled down. The taste, quite frankly, was terrible, and I have to wonder if this is leaving a better smell on my hands and clothes than a cigar. I suspect not, but will wait for comments from my better half.

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I can't help but feel I am doing something wrong with this. Perhaps I will ask MTuccelli for better instructions.

Comments

  • Rain
    Rain Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    Hahaha, good stuff.
  • catfishbluezz
    catfishbluezz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,993
    This thread is AWESOME!!! Thanks for the laugh bro....when you get done, let us know how it cured the stink finger ;)
  • Toombes
    Toombes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,451
    Bwahahahahahahaha!!! How was the retrohale and finish? I think I'll call Andy tomorrow and heck prices on a box.
    Fricking hilarious, bro!!
  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
    That's Epicness!!
  • Nelenea
    Nelenea Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 90
    Love it man )
  • webmost
    webmost Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,131
    So I guess you think you're funny or sumpin.

    Well, you are.

  • pross
    pross Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 739
    On a serious note, the wipes did work well and I will be adding them to my post smoke cleanup routine. There was definitely much less stink finger without being purely masked by perfume. Thanks again Mike.
  • MTuccelli
    MTuccelli Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,587
    You are welcome brother, but I am a bit confused. In the first photo it looks like you opened the end of the pack and not the resealable flap on the front. BTW great review totally enjoyed it.

  • pross
    pross Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 739
    Yes, I absolutely opened them from the wrong end. Not the brightest bulb in the circuit, I guess. The remaining ones now reside in a ziplock.
  • mmccartneydc
    mmccartneydc Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,358
    You may have lit the wrong end as well......
  • beatnic
    beatnic Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,133
    LOL
  • ehehat
    ehehat Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,534
    pross:
    Initially the flame took off like it had been to an all you can eat buffet at Taco Bell
    Now that's funny right there!