It was an Evil Elf...Not Santa

MVW67
MVW67 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,447
Ok been swamped and busy, so I got 10+ packages to out, barely time to get home check forums, maybe during the day little here and there, but just crazy lately.... Then I come home to find this last night... from my Evil Nemisis Fat Bast ard Santa, A lump of coal!!!. I'll show you!! At least you gave me some water proof matches???? Seriously, WTF :( You 8====) I really didn,t mean to scare the old lady and little kids, and that other thing well, can't we let things go???? Really I am sorry, It's probably that D A M N roomine of mine dressing up like me...oh never mind he likes women clothes, oops was that out loud, oh nevermind, this isn't over!!!

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  • nickiam
    nickiam Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 603
    hahahahahahahahahahaha.....santa knows best!!!
  • marineatbn03
    marineatbn03 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,634
    This is just too funny.
  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,691
    wow
  • pross
    pross Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 739
    Lump of coal - .01

    Book of Matches - .02

    Postage $4.95

    Santa Claus calling you a di*k - Priceless.....

  • catfishbluezz
    catfishbluezz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,993
    pross:
    Lump of coal - .01

    Book of Matches - .02

    Postage $4.95

    Santa Claus calling you a di*k - Priceless.....

    X2 LMAO
  • mmccartneydc
    mmccartneydc Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,358
    catfishbluezz:
    pross:
    Lump of coal - .01

    Book of Matches - .02

    Postage $4.95

    Santa Claus calling you a di*k - Priceless.....

    X2 LMAO
    x3 too funny!
  • jgibv
    jgibv Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,996
    hahahaha
    ROFL, classic!
  • Medic45
    Medic45 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,886
    Lol now that's the best present to a VERY deserving brother :) lol
  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
    Don't get on that naughty list.. You got a whole year to work on that Mike!! Lmao!!
  • MVW67
    MVW67 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,447
    Funny ha, ha. What am I a clown? Do I make you laugh, xo I amuse you?? Ha ha, LMAO! It is pretty good!
  • Nelenea
    Nelenea Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 90
    This one was great ) too good
  • jeep edson
    jeep edson Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 826
    nice. you deserve it hahaha j/k
  • jgibv
    jgibv Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,996
    MVW67:
    Funny ha, ha. What am I a clown? Do I make you laugh, xo I amuse you?? Ha ha, LMAO! It is pretty good!
    Any idea what you did to make Santa's naughty list, Mike ??
  • 0patience
    0patience Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,767
    I don't care who you are. That's funny as hell, right there.
    I laughed my ass off when I read that.
  • Gaetano7890
    Gaetano7890 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 771
    That there is some funny stuff.
  • MVW67
    MVW67 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,447
    Yes i was good and Santa did me so nice Pics in 2012 holiday pass!!! Stupid Elf!!!!
  • reggie713
    reggie713 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,018
    this is just great!!