I c LUV U no MORE!!

So I recognize on a post from Mr.C-Love that he was going to send a retaliation hit. Thinking to myself why can't Chris just leave well enough alone....perhaps he likes pain...possible s&m person???? So anyways have been teaching (OSHA 10 Hour Construction how boring) outta town, when he sends me a PM saying I was getting hit!!!
Well wife is going to be picking up mail, so I am screwed, some of you know how she feels and Trident leave it alone...But C informs me he has sent it from work so I am thinking all good... She calls last night and says I have a box that looks like the one your cigar buddies send, but it is sent from a Bolt and Supply company.....So me being into a few Martinis says I have a few screws loose and those are the replacement....Click..Hello???? helloooo??? Bartender another martini... So i get home to find these wonderful sticks, all very nice and would like to Say "Thank You Very Much"