Happy Birthday Chuck N (74)

RCY Cigars
RCY Cigars Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,346
Enjoy your Day Sir.
Fun facts: If you can see Chuck Norris, then he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris and he can see you. You are already dead. Mr. Chuck Norris is The Man!

Comments

  • RCY Cigars
    RCY Cigars Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,346
    Another known fact: Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug. But, the bear is not dead. It is just scared to move.

  • RCY Cigars
    RCY Cigars Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,346
    Another known fact: Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Since then, it is known as the Islands.

  • RCY Cigars
    RCY Cigars Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,346
    Another known fact: When Chuck Norris left for college. He turned and said to his father, "you are now the man of the house".

  • curtpick
    curtpick Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,600
    Happy Birthday Chuck !!!
  • Chuck N
    Chuck N Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 792
    If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars. Chuck Norris has more money than you. Happy B- Day Texas Ranger!!
  • RCY Cigars
    RCY Cigars Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,346
    Chuck N:
    If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars. Chuck Norris has more money than you. Happy B- Day to ME,Texas Ranger!!


    I fixed it boss.

    Another known fact: Chuck Norris once had a street named after him. Right after it was done, the name got changed. WHY? Because know one crosses Chuck Norris.

  • Marker
    Marker Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,524
    Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter.

    He is already following you.
  • RCY Cigars
    RCY Cigars Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,346
    Marker:
    Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter.

    He is already following you.


    Another known fact: Thank goodness you saved me. I was about to run out of facts. Yet, Chuck Norris would have roundhouse kick some sense in my head.

  • No_one21
    No_one21 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,962
    Chuck Norris' tears can cure all diseases... but Chuck Norris has never cried.
  • bearb
    bearb Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,044
    Some people wear Superman pj's.....superman wears Chuck norris PJ's!
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    When the Zombie Apocalypse begins, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive... the zombies do.
  • bearb
    bearb Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,044
    Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac and got one without issue.....



    ......@ Burger King.
  • bearb
    bearb Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,044
    Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4.......


    ...in 3 moves!

  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mother home from the hospital.
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number... You pick up the wrong phone.
  • RCY Cigars
    RCY Cigars Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,346
    Another known fact: Chuck Norris told Payton Manning before the Super Bowl, he is a Seahawks Fan....

  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Happy Birthday hope it's wonderful and thank you for all you do for us!!
  • RCY Cigars
    RCY Cigars Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,346
    Another known fact: Chuck Norris once sold his soul to the devil. To be the greatest looking man alive and killer. Right after that, he roundhouse kicked the devil and took he's soul back.

    The devil utter, " I should have seen that coming".

  • No_one21
    No_one21 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,962
    Can't embed, but you get the jist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1O-1K1N_Ik
  • RCY Cigars
    RCY Cigars Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,346
    No_one21:
    Can't embed, but you get the jist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1O-1K1N_Ik


    You could have also listen to Mike & Mike in the morning like I did :).....
    It's also good banter to tease Chuck N, knowing it's not really his BDay.

  • zeebra
    zeebra Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,166
    RCY Cigars:
    No_one21:
    Can't embed, but you get the jist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1O-1K1N_Ik


    You could have also listen to Mike & Mike in the morning like I did :).....
    It's also good banter to tease Chuck N, knowing it's not really his BDay.

    heard it. Thought the best one was about the Guiness World Records book.
  • jliu
    jliu Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,055
    happy birthday!
  • RCY Cigars
    RCY Cigars Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,346
    zeebra:
    RCY Cigars:
    No_one21:
    Can't embed, but you get the jist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1O-1K1N_Ik


    You could have also listen to Mike & Mike in the morning like I did :).....
    It's also good banter to tease Chuck N, knowing it's not really his BDay.

    heard it. Thought the best one was about the Guiness World Records book.


    Man Shawn, I should have known you would be listening. Mr sportsman :)

  • ShadowInTheMoon
    ShadowInTheMoon Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 486
    Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
    Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died