Caption Contest - Aug '14

Chemnitz
Chemnitz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,070
Couldn't smoke yesterday for AJ day but was dying for an AJ after seeing all'y'all photos. Tonight this photo happened, was going to post in "Whatcha smoking" but couldn't decide on a caption.

So CAPTION CONTEST. Winner gets a random 5 from my humi. Ends Tuesday. I judge.

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  • MorganGeo
    MorganGeo Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,606
    New delivery service from Ccom
  • chrislolds
    chrislolds Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 421
    Chemnitz:
    Couldn't smoke yesterday for AJ day but was dying for an AJ after seeing all'y'all photos. Tonight this photo happened, was going to post in "Whatcha smoking" but couldn't decide on a caption.

    So CAPTION CONTEST. Winner gets a random 5 from my humi. Ends Tuesday. I judge.

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    And they thought a goose laying a golden egg was impressive...
  • honorknight7
    honorknight7 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 525
    Come have a cigar with me he says,
    You'll love it, It's Great out today he says,
    So I show up, expecting a nice "Fighting Co ck" to puff on
    And he toasts up this "Ave Maria" for me, FOR ME !!
    Man some peoples kids I tell ya

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  • Rain
    Rain Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    "Better an Ave than a Varina Farms Breakfast Blend...miss you Mom!"
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
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    BEST. BIRDBATH. EVER.
  • roland_7707
    roland_7707 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,647
    It would take a long time to smoke the bird that way...
  • perkinke
    perkinke Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,562
    Chemnitz:
    Couldn't smoke yesterday for AJ day but was dying for an AJ after seeing all'y'all photos. Tonight this photo happened, was going to post in "Whatcha smoking" but couldn't decide on a caption.

    So CAPTION CONTEST. Winner gets a random 5 from my humi. Ends Tuesday. I judge.

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    "Don't judge, even AJ had to do things he wasn't proud of before he was rich."
  • jsnake
    jsnake Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,037
    She said the chicks dig a guy who smokes cigars and this is what I get!?
  • No_one21
    No_one21 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,962
    Previously owned by Drew Estate to lay their "Egg", AJ has re-purposed Randy here for the Ave Maria.
  • bandyt09
    bandyt09 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,762
    When the reviewer said "Hints of Barnyard", this was NOT what I was expecting.........................
  • Echambers
    Echambers Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,335
    "Stick that in your cloaca and smoke it."
  • roland_7707
    roland_7707 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,647
    Echambers:
    "Stick that in your cloaca and smoke it."
    Hahaha...cloaca!
  • catfishbluezz
    catfishbluezz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,993
    Ava Maria, this ain't no chicken *** cigar
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,109
    "What did you expect, a gold egg.?"
  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,711
    "Enough with the Dog Rockets. This is what I bring to the table"
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,739
    So that's where the nutty, corny-ness and earthy (worm) taste comes from. AJ FTW!
  • raisindot
    raisindot Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 936
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    Alex's newest hire makes her first"Expert's Pick."
  • webmost
    webmost Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,131
    Ave Maria tastes like chicken.
  • webmost
    webmost Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,131
    The old biddy went to visit her mother, so I'm just going to sit here, enjoy a good cigar, and pullet.
  • brianetz1
    brianetz1 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,898
    Chemnitz:
    Couldn't smoke yesterday for AJ day but was dying for an AJ after seeing all'y'all photos. Tonight this photo happened, was going to post in "Whatcha smoking" but couldn't decide on a caption.

    So CAPTION CONTEST. Winner gets a random 5 from my humi. Ends Tuesday. I judge.

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    Damn, i was hoping that was a fighting C 0 C K!

    (remember I can't win contests, i just thought that was funny)
  • Sasquatch
    Sasquatch Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 228
    "herfin' is for the birds."
  • Jetmech_63
    Jetmech_63 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,384
    Shouldn't smoked chicken be in the BBQ thread?
  • smoke em if you got em
    smoke em if you got em Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,119
    what came first the chicken or the cigar?
  • deejmemixx
    deejmemixx Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,064
    Introducing miss September in this months "chicks who smoke cigars" calendar
  • wwhwang
    wwhwang Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,863
    What? You said you wanted to try a Fighting C o c k, so I brought one.
  • Chemnitz
    Chemnitz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,070
    Hilarious chook captions from everyone, but the one that made me laugh out loud the loudest was the gem from jsnake below. So PM me your addy for the prize so you can get more chicks, Jake!

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    jsnake:
    She said the chicks dig a guy who smokes cigars and this is what I get!?
  • jsnake
    jsnake Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,037
    Sweet! Incoming!!
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    Haha! Nice! Great contest, and congrats to Jake!
  • Chuck N
    Chuck N Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 792
    I double dog dare ya. . .What are ya?. . . Chicken!!
  • BlueDude
    BlueDude Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4
    "Winner winner (&) chicken dinner"