I Have Been Twisted

Went out to get the mail and had an envelope addressed to me by hand. Odd, most of my friends can't write. Opened it to find a twistedstem classic book mark and it is twice as big as my old one. Timing couldn't be better either, just started vacation and the wife is gone for 2 weeks. About the only time I have to read lately. Thank you so much.
You made the mistake of putting a return address though, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.