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I thought Padron and My Father were a cigar called "Pardon My Father"
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I'm going to say inhaling the first time I smoked a cigar. I'm sure it also didn't help I used a BIC lighter. In fact, I probably did a whole bunch of noob things...
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Not knowing that puffing cigars needs to be done slowly. I got a huge nicotine rush and pretty much thought I was going to die. When I woke up I was covered in sweat.
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I lit and smoked a cigar on the wrong end twice. Noah laughed his ass off.
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Picture or it did not happen.Unicorn:I lit and smoked a cigar on the wrong end twice. Noah laughed his ass off. -
I thought AVO was pronounced Ae Vee Oh like CAO. There's still a lot of them that I can't pronounce correctly. But it's ok, I'm still a noob.
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I did the same thing too. I didn't pass out, but I felt like I was going to die.AshMe:Not knowing that puffing cigars needs to be done slowly. I got a huge nicotine rush and pretty much thought I was going to die. When I woke up I was covered in sweat. -
You want a picture of me smoking a cigar wrong? Will never happen again
I never make the same mistake.... Uh, 3 times.
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I smoked a Undercrown churchill and followed it right away with a LFD Double L. - Death was all around me! I escaped it, but it was close. Talk about nico overload!
I was also the king of the BIC lighters, I also used to try to smoke a cigar like it was a cigarette. I'm sure I could keep going, but there may be a text limit here. -
Having the Ruination as my second handmade smoke ever.
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Had no idea a humidor was a requirement. I just kept them in my desk drawer.
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1st time I bought a cigar to take home for later and not smoke at the b&m, I lit it and about 30 minutes into it I had to stop and go take care of stuff, didn't want to waste it so I put it out and stuffed it in the baggie it came in, then the next day remembered it, lit it back up, and almost threw up
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Bwahaha, I did this too.ArmyS1Guy:Had no idea a humidor was a requirement. I just kept them in my desk drawer. -
1st humi was way too small, second turned out to be too small too.
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That has got to be the most common one. I guess its hard to imagine going from "Let me try them out" to "I need to have them all." My cabinet humidor arrives in 10 days. I have 2 200ct humis, 3 50ct, a 25ct, a tupperdor, and a 150qt coolidor.The3Stogies:1st humi was way too small, second turned out to be too small too. -
I fell for the hype that is Gurkha, ordered the 20 ct humi sampler and a couple of other Gurkha samplers as well, thought I was getting a deal kinda freaked out and thought I was doing something wrong because several cracked and a couple actually blew up IN the Humidor.
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I ordered from a crappy company that starts a T.
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Thinking the box Macanudo's come in would keep them good in my drawer. Then waiting a couple months before smoking one. Then wondering if maybe their quality went downhill. And continuing to smoke them every month or so hoping I'd find a good one. Oh, and smoking one after I smoked a bunch of something else and...nearly smoking it backwards about halfway through...nearly, because I didn't actually draw...
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Didn't you just start smoking cigars two months ago, Mike? LoLAshMe:
That has got to be the most common one. I guess its hard to imagine going from "Let me try them out" to "I need to have them all." My cabinet humidor arrives in 10 days. I have 2 200ct humis, 3 50ct, a 25ct, a tupperdor, and a 150qt coolidor.The3Stogies:1st humi was way too small, second turned out to be too small too. -
^^^ lol. exactly. but obviously the cabinet humidor is going to replace a lot of the other storage containers I have. I'll probably get rid of the tupperdor and all the small humis.
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And by "get rid of" I mean most likely giving them away to anyone here who could use one.
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Yeah, I hate this phrase but,.........you're like a noob on steroids. At this rate you need to start looking around the house for a room to convert to a walk-in.Chemnitz:
Didn't you just start smoking cigars two months ago, Mike? LoLAshMe:
That has got to be the most common one. I guess its hard to imagine going from "Let me try them out" to "I need to have them all." My cabinet humidor arrives in 10 days. I have 2 200ct humis, 3 50ct, a 25ct, a tupperdor, and a 150qt coolidor.The3Stogies:1st humi was way too small, second turned out to be too small too. -
No no. I can't convince my wife of THAT. We just had a baby. She doesn't love me THAT much. Ummm..sooo.....thats why I thought about gutting a one bedroom apartment and making a lounge with a wall to wall humidor - and a bar.
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Ok, that's how I've been pronouncing it. What is the correct way?Bob Luken:I thought AVO was pronounced A Vee Oh like CAO. There's still a lot of them that I can't pronounce correctly. But it's ok, I'm still a noob. -
Its the guys name. Avo Uvezian. Not an acronym. Pronounced, "Ah Voh" in a spanish accent
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I've always wanted to have a neighbor just like you.AshMe:No no. I can't convince my wife of THAT. We just had a baby. She doesn't love me THAT much. Ummm..sooo.....thats why I thought about gutting a one bedroom apartment and making a lounge with a wall to wall humidor - and a bar.
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?
Won't you please,
Won't you please?
Please won't you be my neighbor?
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Ahh... That makes sense.AshMe:Its the guys name. Avo Uvezian. Not an acronym. Pronounced, "Ah Voh" in a spanish accent -
Spanish accent or not, I found out he (Avo) is a Lebanese born Armenian .jbohon:
Ahh... That makes sense.AshMe:Its the guys name. Avo Uvezian. Not an acronym. Pronounced, "Ah Voh" in a spanish accent
And CAO is the initials of Cano A. Ozgener. He's Armenian, but born in Turkey and has a very interesting success story. Both men have very interesting life/business stories. . -
Buying by the way the label looks.
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My biggest regret is buying too much of what I don't like anymore! Most have gone to the troops and I have a good sized container filled with give to guys that dont know cigars stash. I've learned be patient don't jump on a wagon give it a few tries before you buy a box or two!
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dr_frankenstein56:Buying by the way the label looks.
Aj
Ah man.....really....gosh darn it. Well we all know that is true....but some times I just can't help myself.