I received a death threat

jsnake
jsnake Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,037
in Trades, Passes and Bombs
Been busy and not too active lately. So I am minding my own business when I receive a text from the one and only Big Shizza. He told me I'm dead meat and he is going to murder me. I just want to say goodbye to you all. It has been a nice run. Not sure if they will accept me into the witness protection program or not but I am still going to try. Someone please feed my dog when I'm gone. Thanks!

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  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    Awww... that's just Jim's way of showing love, Jake... It's not a death threat... It's pillow talk.

  • New Boots
    New Boots Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,634
    Dibs on the Viaje.....I mean, how sad for you....
  • mmccartneydc
    mmccartneydc Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,358
    New Boots:
    Dibs on the Viaje.....I mean, how sad for you....
    LOL, how caring! Actually, be glad that he at least gave you a heads up!
  • Darktower007
    Darktower007 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,122
    New Boots:
    Dibs on the Viaje.....I mean, how sad for you....
    Talk about kicking a man when he's down..or dead..viaje splittsville boots you can't take it all cigar socialism! Lol
  • james40
    james40 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,450
    Sounds more like a love tap since, as previously mentioned, you were made aware of the incoming hug. I can't wait to see this.
  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,711
    Oh. Have been waiting for this one.
  • jsnake
    jsnake Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,037
    rsherman24:
    Oh. Have been waiting for this one.
    This makes me think some kind of conspiracy is afoot. I may just lock myself in the garage and bunker up.
  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
    Geez man it ain't that big of a deal--- not cigars but cigar related!!
  • jsnake
    jsnake Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,037
    Bigshizza:
    Geez man it ain't that big of a deal--- not cigars but cigar related!!
    Ha says the guy who hands out black eyes left and right.
  • The3Stogies
    The3Stogies Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,608
    jsnake:
    Bigshizza:
    Geez man it ain't that big of a deal--- not cigars but cigar related!!
    Ha says the guy who hands out black eyes left and right.

    He's just giving you time to get your affairs in order maybe?
  • jsnake
    jsnake Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,037
    How cool is this? He says it is no big deal but for a Viaje fanboy this is awesome! In my fundraiser for my daughter I gave one of these away and hated to let it go but it was not mine to keep and it went to a great BOTL. Jim asked me my sweatshirt size recently but I totally forgot about it due to just being so busy with life. So when he sent me a tracking number I had no clue. I really appreciate this. I love Viaje and I love hoodies. Wore this all day today and tonight trick or treating. Very thoughtful of you brother and I thank you very much.
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  • Patrickbrick
    Patrickbrick Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 808
    It appears as though that was no threat.
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    That is shweet! Nice hoodie, dawg! Good one, Shizz!

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