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Don't buy Wonderful Pistachios

Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 868
I enjoy pistachios after almost every cigar. I will no longer buy Wonderful brand. I have seen SEVERAL cases of this on social media, and today I found some black, spoiled nuts and this grimy little bug!
Just a heads up for my homies here.
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  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,739
    Start freezing your pistachios brah
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 868
    danielzreyes:
    Start freezing your pistachios brah
    Lol that guy was a goner long before he got to Cleveland
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 486
    guess what i was eating as i read this
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
    Was it being in Cleveland?
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    Bigshizza:
    Was it being in Cleveland?
    Hahahaha!!
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 311
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 868
    Puff_Dougie:
    Bigshizza:
    Was it being in Cleveland?
    Hahahaha!!
    This is entirely possible. Poor guy. Only the strong survive the 'Land!
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 707
    Carbs and protein.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,519
    LMAO you should see what goes into the flour most pre baked pies and breads use!

    Animal farm anyones?

    Aj
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,996
    youngryan216:
    I enjoy pistachios after almost every cigar. I will no longer buy Wonderful brand. I have seen SEVERAL cases of this on social media, and today I found some black, spoiled nuts and this grimy little bug!
    Just a heads up for my homies here.
    lol wut?
    never buy again?

    i mean that's like saying you'd never eat salad again because you found an aphid on a leaf ?

  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 868
    jgibv:
    youngryan216:
    I enjoy pistachios after almost every cigar. I will no longer buy Wonderful brand. I have seen SEVERAL cases of this on social media, and today I found some black, spoiled nuts and this grimy little bug!
    Just a heads up for my homies here.
    lol wut?
    never buy again?

    i mean that's like saying you'd never eat salad again because you found an aphid on a leaf ?

    Just the brand. Not pistachios in general.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,295
    I don't know if this would be an issue with only Wonderful brand pistachios. I've had bad peanuts, pistachios, almonds, and fruit from all kinds of vendors. It's unfortunate when it happens, but I don't think it's reasonable to search every single pistachio for a defect. It's your money and you can spend it on whatever brand you prefer, but I'm sure this will not be your last run in with an aphid or blackened pistachio.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,439
    You know.. cigars come with bugs too.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,996
    youngryan216:
    jgibv:
    youngryan216:
    I enjoy pistachios after almost every cigar. I will no longer buy Wonderful brand. I have seen SEVERAL cases of this on social media, and today I found some black, spoiled nuts and this grimy little bug!
    Just a heads up for my homies here.
    lol wut?
    never buy again?

    i mean that's like saying you'd never eat salad again because you found an aphid on a leaf ?

    Just the brand. Not pistachios in general.
    oh ok....because that's just nuts! hahahaha (i'll see myself out)
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,109
    I lit up a Cinco Vegas Cold to enjoy with one of my newly purchased 3lb bags of Wonderful Pistachios and don't you know it had no draw at all. Even after shooting a coat hanger foot to head it was terrible. Why, I think of the thousands of Cinco Vegas Golds that I have purchased and this one ruined them all for me.

    So, as a public service I am offering to take off your hands any Cinco Vegas Golds, or even any pistachios you have. But experience tells me that there won't be any takers, but the offer is very real.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 868
    jd50ae:
    I lit up a Cinco Vegas Cold to enjoy with one of my newly purchased 3lb bags of Wonderful Pistachios and don't you know it had no draw at all. Even after shooting a coat hanger foot to head it was terrible. Why, I think of the thousands of Cinco Vegas Golds that I have purchased and this one ruined them all for me.

    So, as a public service I am offering to take off your hands any Cinco Vegas Golds, or even any pistachios you have. But experience tells me that there won't be any takers, but the offer is very real.
    I've got some nuts for you jd ;)
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,711
    They are a delicacy in some places. Eat him up
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 868
    They're sending me like $50 worth of coupons for free nutz.
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