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ejgorman
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Very strange day ends very strangely. Someone shows up at the office and unleashes her craziness on staff and myself. Weird enough. We live in a kinda small town...only about 10k in population. I get a call very late tonight so I screen it thinking it may be the crazy that showed up today at the office. It's not. It's another crazy. She's calling me "Eddie" and telling me to get my a$$ upstairs because she just had a tooth pulled today and is drinking (on top of her pain meds) and making out with Carrie. Turns out my wife recently sold this person a Barbie doll (don't ask) and recognizes the number. Before I'm even able to mess with said crazy, my wife texted her saying, "You just left a message for my husband calling him Eddie. DO NOT CONTACT HIM AGAIN."
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I'm all for booty calls but I hate wrong numbers. You win some and you lose some....
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That's funny and frightening at the same time, did she name her barbie doll Carrie, lol.
Back before cell phones a lady a I know got a call early one morning before work from a man who whispered a name, not hers, then " Is it safe to come over, is your husband gone?" She whispered back "yes, please hurry" and hung up. She told me at work the day it happened and said any assaults or murders in her town may be related, lol. -
No she named her Eddie.The3Stogies:That's funny and frightening at the same time, did she name her barbie doll Carrie, lol.
Back before cell phones a lady a I know got a call early one morning before work from a man who whispered a name, not hers, then " Is it safe to come over, is your husband gone?" She whispered back "yes, please hurry" and hung up. She told me at work the day it happened and said any assaults or murders in her town may be related, lol. -
Really, what's her number? joking, not really. ok I am, maybe.ejgorman:Very strange day ends very strangely. Someone shows up at the office and unleashes her craziness on staff and myself. Weird enough. We live in a kinda small town...only about 10k in population. I get a call very late tonight so I screen it thinking it may be the crazy that showed up today at the office. It's not. It's another crazy. She's calling me "Eddie" and telling me to get my a$$ upstairs because she just had a tooth pulled today and is drinking (on top of her pain meds) and making out with Carrie. Turns out my wife recently sold this person a Barbie doll (don't ask) and recognizes the number. Before I'm even able to mess with said crazy, my wife texted her saying, "You just left a message for my husband calling him Eddie. DO NOT CONTACT HIM AGAIN." -
DAYUM.... Dude, that could've ended so much differently if not for that meddling text.ejgorman:Very strange day ends very strangely. Someone shows up at the office and unleashes her craziness on staff and myself. Weird enough. We live in a kinda small town...only about 10k in population. I get a call very late tonight so I screen it thinking it may be the crazy that showed up today at the office. It's not. It's another crazy. She's calling me "Eddie" and telling me to get my a$$ upstairs because she just had a tooth pulled today and is drinking (on top of her pain meds) and making out with Carrie. Turns out my wife recently sold this person a Barbie doll (don't ask) and recognizes the number. Before I'm even able to mess with said crazy, my wife texted her saying, "You just left a message for my husband calling him Eddie. DO NOT CONTACT HIM AGAIN." -
See, this is why people don't get married.
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oops.....I feel so ashamed.
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jd50ae:My wife made this for me years ago and I thought it was lost. She found it in the attic.
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i am pretty sure i would be divorced if that happened to me.......either that or my life would be a living hell for a whileejgorman:Very strange day ends very strangely. Someone shows up at the office and unleashes her craziness on staff and myself. Weird enough. We live in a kinda small town...only about 10k in population. I get a call very late tonight so I screen it thinking it may be the crazy that showed up today at the office. It's not. It's another crazy. She's calling me "Eddie" and telling me to get my a$$ upstairs because she just had a tooth pulled today and is drinking (on top of her pain meds) and making out with Carrie. Turns out my wife recently sold this person a Barbie doll (don't ask) and recognizes the number. Before I'm even able to mess with said crazy, my wife texted her saying, "You just left a message for my husband calling him Eddie. DO NOT CONTACT HIM AGAIN." -
TOW is closed early, this is the winner.brianetz1:jd50ae:My wife made this for me years ago and I thought it was lost. She found it in the attic.
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Rain:
TOW is closed early, this is the winner.brianetz1:jd50ae:My wife made this for me years ago and I thought it was lost. She found it in the attic.
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Can't stop watching that damn creepy cat John, thanks a lotjgibv:Rain:
TOW is closed early, this is the winner.brianetz1:jd50ae:My wife made this for me years ago and I thought it was lost. She found it in the attic.
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Glock1975:
Can't stop watching that damn creepy cat John, thanks a lotjgibv:Rain:
TOW is closed early, this is the winner.brianetz1:jd50ae:My wife made this for me years ago and I thought it was lost. She found it in the attic.
Happy Happy
This one is like a Weeping Angel lol -
This sequence made me laugh so hard you might call it a cackle. Or a catcle. See what I did?jimmyv723:Glock1975:
Can't stop watching that damn creepy cat John, thanks a lotjgibv:Rain:
TOW is closed early, this is the winner.brianetz1:jd50ae:My wife made this for me years ago and I thought it was lost. She found it in the attic.
Happy Happy
This one is like a Weeping Angel lol