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ejgorman
ejgorman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 891
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Very strange day ends very strangely. Someone shows up at the office and unleashes her craziness on staff and myself. Weird enough. We live in a kinda small town...only about 10k in population. I get a call very late tonight so I screen it thinking it may be the crazy that showed up today at the office. It's not. It's another crazy. She's calling me "Eddie" and telling me to get my a$$ upstairs because she just had a tooth pulled today and is drinking (on top of her pain meds) and making out with Carrie. Turns out my wife recently sold this person a Barbie doll (don't ask) and recognizes the number. Before I'm even able to mess with said crazy, my wife texted her saying, "You just left a message for my husband calling him Eddie. DO NOT CONTACT HIM AGAIN."
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  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,371
    I'm all for booty calls but I hate wrong numbers. You win some and you lose some....
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  • The3Stogies
    The3Stogies Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,608
    That's funny and frightening at the same time, did she name her barbie doll Carrie, lol.
    Back before cell phones a lady a I know got a call early one morning before work from a man who whispered a name, not hers, then " Is it safe to come over, is your husband gone?" She whispered back "yes, please hurry" and hung up. She told me at work the day it happened and said any assaults or murders in her town may be related, lol.
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  • avengethis
    avengethis Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,193
    The3Stogies:
    That's funny and frightening at the same time, did she name her barbie doll Carrie, lol.
    Back before cell phones a lady a I know got a call early one morning before work from a man who whispered a name, not hers, then " Is it safe to come over, is your husband gone?" She whispered back "yes, please hurry" and hung up. She told me at work the day it happened and said any assaults or murders in her town may be related, lol.
    No she named her Eddie.
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  • Glock1975
    Glock1975 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,372
    ejgorman:
    Very strange day ends very strangely. Someone shows up at the office and unleashes her craziness on staff and myself. Weird enough. We live in a kinda small town...only about 10k in population. I get a call very late tonight so I screen it thinking it may be the crazy that showed up today at the office. It's not. It's another crazy. She's calling me "Eddie" and telling me to get my a$$ upstairs because she just had a tooth pulled today and is drinking (on top of her pain meds) and making out with Carrie. Turns out my wife recently sold this person a Barbie doll (don't ask) and recognizes the number. Before I'm even able to mess with said crazy, my wife texted her saying, "You just left a message for my husband calling him Eddie. DO NOT CONTACT HIM AGAIN."
    Really, what's her number? joking, not really. ok I am, maybe.
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  • WaltBasil
    WaltBasil Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,675
    ejgorman:
    Very strange day ends very strangely. Someone shows up at the office and unleashes her craziness on staff and myself. Weird enough. We live in a kinda small town...only about 10k in population. I get a call very late tonight so I screen it thinking it may be the crazy that showed up today at the office. It's not. It's another crazy. She's calling me "Eddie" and telling me to get my a$$ upstairs because she just had a tooth pulled today and is drinking (on top of her pain meds) and making out with Carrie. Turns out my wife recently sold this person a Barbie doll (don't ask) and recognizes the number. Before I'm even able to mess with said crazy, my wife texted her saying, "You just left a message for my husband calling him Eddie. DO NOT CONTACT HIM AGAIN."
    DAYUM.... Dude, that could've ended so much differently if not for that meddling text.
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  • webmost
    webmost Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,131
    See, this is why people don't get married.
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  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,109
    oops.....I feel so ashamed.
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  • brianetz1
    brianetz1 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,898
    jd50ae:
    My wife made this for me years ago and I thought it was lost. She found it in the attic.

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    Happy Happy
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  • brianetz1
    brianetz1 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,898
    ejgorman:
    Very strange day ends very strangely. Someone shows up at the office and unleashes her craziness on staff and myself. Weird enough. We live in a kinda small town...only about 10k in population. I get a call very late tonight so I screen it thinking it may be the crazy that showed up today at the office. It's not. It's another crazy. She's calling me "Eddie" and telling me to get my a$$ upstairs because she just had a tooth pulled today and is drinking (on top of her pain meds) and making out with Carrie. Turns out my wife recently sold this person a Barbie doll (don't ask) and recognizes the number. Before I'm even able to mess with said crazy, my wife texted her saying, "You just left a message for my husband calling him Eddie. DO NOT CONTACT HIM AGAIN."
    i am pretty sure i would be divorced if that happened to me.......either that or my life would be a living hell for a while
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  • Rain
    Rain Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    brianetz1:
    jd50ae:
    My wife made this for me years ago and I thought it was lost. She found it in the attic.

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    Happy Happy
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    TOW is closed early, this is the winner.
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  • jgibv
    jgibv Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,996
    Rain:
    brianetz1:
    jd50ae:
    My wife made this for me years ago and I thought it was lost. She found it in the attic.

    image

    Happy Happy
    image
    TOW is closed early, this is the winner.
    image
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  • Glock1975
    Glock1975 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,372
    jgibv:
    Rain:
    brianetz1:
    jd50ae:
    My wife made this for me years ago and I thought it was lost. She found it in the attic.

    image

    Happy Happy
    image
    TOW is closed early, this is the winner.
    image
    Can't stop watching that damn creepy cat John, thanks a lot
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  • jimmyv723
    jimmyv723 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,497
    Glock1975:
    jgibv:
    Rain:
    brianetz1:
    jd50ae:
    My wife made this for me years ago and I thought it was lost. She found it in the attic.

    image

    Happy Happy
    image
    TOW is closed early, this is the winner.
    image
    Can't stop watching that damn creepy cat John, thanks a lot

    This one is like a Weeping Angel lol

    image
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  • Martel
    Martel Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,423
    jimmyv723:
    Glock1975:
    jgibv:
    Rain:
    brianetz1:
    jd50ae:
    My wife made this for me years ago and I thought it was lost. She found it in the attic.

    image

    Happy Happy
    image
    TOW is closed early, this is the winner.
    image
    Can't stop watching that damn creepy cat John, thanks a lot

    This one is like a Weeping Angel lol

    image
    This sequence made me laugh so hard you might call it a cackle. Or a catcle. See what I did?
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