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"Obama" - Redneck word of the day

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"Obama" - the redneck word of the day



"I bought a case of beer and drank it obama self"


Got any good redneck words of the day? Post them here.
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  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 930
    Barium- what you do when CPR fails.
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    Matt Marvel:
    Barium- what you do when CPR fails.
    LOL. I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that the second time.

    Retard - "My granpaw retard at age 65.."
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    Discount ---Can I get a discount on this one ? Discount yourself lucky we're selling it to ya at that price !!!
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    Pacific..... as in " Oh i dont understand the differences , could you be more pacific".... o you mean like the ocean..... huh
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    This is my 100th post...so i will make it a good one:

    Word: Mayonaise
    "Mayonaise some big tires on that truck!"
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    kingjk729:
    Pacific..... as in " Oh i dont understand the differences , could you be more pacific".... o you mean like the ocean..... huh
    I think that's right up there with..."let me axe you a question"
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  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 221
    misunderestimated... as in.... "They misunderestimated me." George W. Bush -- Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
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    Ranch---- Hand me that thar adjust'ble ranch ...this thangs on here too tite !!!
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    My wife's sister actually used the word "unbalancement" the other day in the sentence "She has a chemical unbalancement."
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    I've got two that aren't really redneck words, just things that bother me when people say them...

    An "ATM Machine." So it's an Automated Teller Machine Machine?

    The other is a "hot water heater." It heats cold water to make it hot... Why would you heat water that is already hot?

    Just things that bounce around in my twisted little brain...
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    HOT WATER HEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!One of mine too PuroAlso------Television set (there is one of them), axe you a question (stated above I know), Why doesnt he make HISSELF a sandwich, Your change is 2 dollars and 14 CENT, Today will be partly cloudy...however tomorrow will be mostly sunny (same d@mn thing, no?)
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  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 653
    Nakin = Napkin
    Acrost = Across
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    When you have an operation to sterilize an animal (read dog/cat) it's called a spay. You have your dog or cat spayed. I get tired of people asking me when they need to have their cat spaded...
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    "Healthy" food.....your food isn't healthy..it's DEAD! However, it may be healthful.
    Ever get an email with this as the first line? "For your FYI" ?
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  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,349
    PuroFreak:
    I've got two that aren't really redneck words, just things that bother me when people say them...

    An "ATM Machine." So it's an Automated Teller Machine Machine?

    The other is a "hot water heater." It heats cold water to make it hot... Why would you heat water that is already hot?

    Just things that bounce around in my twisted little brain...
    ATM also means something else.... A** to mouth! hehe
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    phobicsquirrel:
    PuroFreak:
    I've got two that aren't really redneck words, just things that bother me when people say them...

    An "ATM Machine." So it's an Automated Teller Machine Machine?

    The other is a "hot water heater." It heats cold water to make it hot... Why would you heat water that is already hot?

    Just things that bounce around in my twisted little brain...
    ATM also means something else.... A** to mouth! hehe
    You never go A** To Mouth! LMAO
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  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 846
    some do....can u believe it?
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    jsnake:
    phobicsquirrel:
    PuroFreak:
    I've got two that aren't really redneck words, just things that bother me when people say them...

    An "ATM Machine." So it's an Automated Teller Machine Machine?

    The other is a "hot water heater." It heats cold water to make it hot... Why would you heat water that is already hot?

    Just things that bounce around in my twisted little brain...
    ATM also means something else.... A** to mouth! hehe
    You never go A** To Mouth! LMAO
    I've known some freaky women who didn't mind that though... HAHA
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