Tell her you're already obsessed. Tell her that, since you have such a limited time available to you to be with cigars, you obsess about them the remainder of the day. Point out how you never bring your work home with you, and you don't force her to listen to you ramble on and on about work (you don't do this do you? If you do, stop). Tell her this is how it will be if you go to work at the smoke shop a few times a week.
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