Joke - Doctors Orders
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While driving home from shopping one day a woman is in a terrible car crash, which puts her in a coma. Two months go by with no signs of her coming out of it, until one day while giving her a sponge bath the nurse notices a reaction while bathing her between the legs.
The Doctors are heartened by this, and call the husband in. They inform him of the discovery, and give their opinion that it was the combination of both pressure and moisture that caused the reaction. Their recommendation is that the extended stimulus of oral sex with his wife might revive her.
The husband agrees, and as the doctors and nurses file out to give them privacy, he goes in. The hospital staff is standing by the monitors outside to observe her reactions, and see a sudden increase in heartbeat, but the respirations slow. Her heartrate continues to climb, until it suddenly flatlines. The staff rushes in to see the husband with a panicked look in his eyes as he quickly zips up his pants, saying “I think she choked!”
The Doctors are heartened by this, and call the husband in. They inform him of the discovery, and give their opinion that it was the combination of both pressure and moisture that caused the reaction. Their recommendation is that the extended stimulus of oral sex with his wife might revive her.
The husband agrees, and as the doctors and nurses file out to give them privacy, he goes in. The hospital staff is standing by the monitors outside to observe her reactions, and see a sudden increase in heartbeat, but the respirations slow. Her heartrate continues to climb, until it suddenly flatlines. The staff rushes in to see the husband with a panicked look in his eyes as he quickly zips up his pants, saying “I think she choked!”
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But at least Urbi will be there with his boffo birthday order