Joke- Oil Shortage Mystery Solved

lilwing88

How are we so low on oil here in the USA? Well, here's the answer: It's simple.........nobody bothered to check the oil. They didn't know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical.

We keep all the oil in Texas, Oklahoma and Alaska, but all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.

cabinetmaker

lilwing88:

How are we so low on oil here in the USA? Well, here's the answer: It's simple.........nobody bothered to check the oil. They didn't know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical.

We keep all the oil in Texas, Oklahoma and Alaska, but all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.

LMAO!!

Ain't that tha truth!

stephen_hannibal

Nice...

gmill880

That right theres funny I don't care who you are ...