News From Nicaragua

Alex Svenson

I am in Miami on my way down to Nicaragua where I am going to be for the next week or so. I will be meeting with someone who has a reality TV show on one of the cable networks on Tuesday in Esteli. He is a big fan of one of the brands (you see him plowing throug a cigar or two on his show) and I am working with him to make him his own size in the line and it will also be for sale at Cigar.com later this summer. Once I post pics of us at the factory I will spoil who it is and what cigar brand it is. Until then I am going to leave you guys guessing. I will give you this hint, my big 6'5" 295lb frame is going to make us look like quite the odd couple.

stephen_hannibal

hmmmm....

Redtailhawkoz

da Plane ... Look Bosss da plane! ROTFLMAO! Have fun and good luck!

dennisking

Travel safe, now give us a better hint. If you need a body double, let me know. Or we can stand on either side of this person and be like bookends. Hopefully you fly first class. Long flights suck in coach. I know, I'm 6'4 280

madurofan

Svenson is probably a NetJets member. That 6'5 frame is stretched out in his own personal Jet smoking a Ruination, living the good life.

dennisking

I was thinking on my short commute about who this person could be and I will guess it's one of the husbands of The Real Housewives of Orange County. there is a guy on there who smokes cigars and rocks a Bentley, so yeah, I guess he's doin alright. His wife is pretty and he loves Baby Jesus. Jim Bellino is my guess

lilwing88

sightunseen

madurofan

Poker Slob

I work way too much to watch any tv besides sports. If you find some extra time, keep us posted on what your doing.

dennisking

phobicsquirrel

Reality shows have become a cancer, they must go away.

lilwing88

phobicsquirrel

lilwing88

phobicsquirrel:

Reality shows have become a cancer, they must go away.

In "reality", there's no such thing as a reality show. They've become so scripted and set up to get the results the producers want. The only reality TV should be the news, but even that's become tainted. I like to call reality TV, "trainwreck TV".

dennisking

phobicsquirrel:

Reality shows have become a cancer, they must go away.

I think they are one of the reasons the Middle East hates us. They think everyone is so damn rich and glamorous.

stephen_hannibal

dennisking:

phobicsquirrel:

Reality shows have become a cancer, they must go away.

I think they are one of the reasons the Middle East hates us. They think everyone is so damn rich and glamorous.

The middle east is a collection of the richest third world countries on earth... with no indoor plumping.

laker1963

dennisking

laker1963

dennisking

dude, you made me promise to never tell and I never will............ a night to remember for sure.

laker1963

dennisking

I seriously lol'd that's great.

urbino

Alright. Both of you, into the house with the women. You can come back out on the porch when you've learned to pee while standing up.

madurofan

urbino:

Alright. Both of you, into the house with the women. You can come back out on the porch when you've learned to pee while standing up.

LMFAO. Actually they don't have to go into the house but rather into the humi with the burro and duty. BTW why did you take away duty's internet priveleges, thats harsh urbs.

urbino

He was sassin' me too much -- a bad habit he picked up around here, I'm pretty sure.

laker1963

urbino:

He was sassin' me too much -- a bad habit he picked up around here, I'm pretty sure.

I knew that piss sitting down comment would draw Maddy out.

j0z3r

So back to the topic at hand...doesn't Flava-flav have a reality show? Don't know if he's a cigar smoker, but I imagine he and Alex would look quite silly standing next to one another....of course flav looks silly on his own, with that big old clock, go digital man!!

KCW

Doesn't William Shatner have a new show? I know he smokes sticks on Boston Legal. I'm stumped.

NYHCx516x

Krieg