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  • Thanatos0320Thanatos0320 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    Gray4lines:
    Rhamlin:
    Thanatos0320:
    Gurkha Crest and the cohiba red dot. I smoked about 1/3 of the gurkha before I threw it out the car window.
    Havent tried the Crest yet but I totally agree about the Red Dot I haven't had one I've liked, and recently I've revisited the AAA a couple of times. Yech. And I used to really dig these.
    I will gladly take all your red dots!
    I'll gladly give you every red dot i get
  • Gray4linesGray4lines Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,439
    Thanatos0320:
    Gray4lines:
    Rhamlin:
    Thanatos0320:
    Gurkha Crest and the cohiba red dot. I smoked about 1/3 of the gurkha before I threw it out the car window.
    Havent tried the Crest yet but I totally agree about the Red Dot I haven't had one I've liked, and recently I've revisited the AAA a couple of times. Yech. And I used to really dig these.
    I will gladly take all your red dots!
    I'll gladly give you every red dot i get
    Deal! I've had one that was pretty bitter... but otherwise I think they are a pretty good med smoke. I would never pay retail though
  • catfishbluezzcatfishbluezz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,993
  • RainRain Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    That's because AJ is the best. He does it for the cigars, not to make money....hah.
  • catfishbluezzcatfishbluezz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,993
    Rain:
    That's because AJ is the best. He does it for the cigars, not to make money....hah.
    Hey now.... DE did just sign up to produce for Swisher.... Just saying...
  • RainRain Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    Sorry, I'm now a Phillies Blunt man.
  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
    Ill jump on the don't like de wagon!!
  • catfishbluezzcatfishbluezz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,993
  • jgibvjgibv Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,996
  • catfishbluezzcatfishbluezz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,993
    At first I thought it was just me, so I refrained from posting my review. Then a bunch of DE fanboys started saying the same thing, same experience. I'll take a $1 stick any day over it.
  • Chuck NChuck N Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 792
    Everyone has there own tastes. Likes/ dislikes. Just because someone doesnt like something doesnt meen someone else can enjoy the heck out of it. Its all about what turns your crank. KFC doesnt turn my crank, but if it does for you, I hope you enjoy it.
  • catfishbluezzcatfishbluezz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,993
    Of course Chuck, that's the subjectivity of the hobby. However, I will argue quality is not, it is objective. I think everyone can agree at times when a bad stick is just that. Will someone out there possibly like it even though the majority of smokers don't? Sure... But that doesnt change what it is. For example, I can't get through a 1502 black gold, way to strong and heavy for me, but when I went to review it, the finish was excellent and clean, albeit not my style. Had a similar experience with The Draig, and I can recommend those accordingly. Same with many My Father, AJ, etc... KFC just flat out had nothing to offer, and the finish was on par with $1 sticks. If I owned a shop, I would not recommend to anyone.
  • dandin1dandin1 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 175
  • Thanatos0320Thanatos0320 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
  • Thanatos0320Thanatos0320 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
  • PAtoNHPAtoNH Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 430
    So let me get this straight… in Greece they say "it's chopped up liver, kidneys and lungs stuffed into an intestine" and everybody here gags… in USA we say "here, have a hot dog" and everything is a-okay?? :) (just checking, lol)
  • 0patience0patience Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,767
    PAtoNH:
    So let me get this straight… in Greece they say "it's chopped up liver, kidneys and lungs stuffed into an intestine" and everybody here gags… in USA we say "here, have a hot dog" and everything is a-okay?? :) (just checking, lol)
    Yep, that pretty much covers it. ROFL!
  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
    0patience:
    PAtoNH:
    So let me get this straight… in Greece they say "it's chopped up liver, kidneys and lungs stuffed into an intestine" and everybody here gags… in USA we say "here, have a hot dog" and everything is a-okay?? :) (just checking, lol)
    Yep, that pretty much covers it. ROFL!
    wait till people find out what's really in a slim jim
  • PAtoNHPAtoNH Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 430
    I may have already posted this on this thread but Gurkha Centurion perfectos tasted like what I imagine the sphincter of a goat to taste like. I once dated a girl with a bit of facial hair who was awfully horny so I think I speak from a place of authority on this subject. Hey… it was college… you're supposed to experiment with new stuff.
  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
    PAtoNH:
    I may have already posted this on this thread but Gurkha Centurion perfectos tasted like what I imagine the sphincter of a goat to taste like. I once dated a girl with a bit of facial hair who was awfully horny so I think I speak from a place of authority on this subject. Hey… it was college… you're supposed to experiment with new stuff.
    lmao!! Yeah if you actually age that Gurkha it tastes well like tofu tobacco
  • PAtoNHPAtoNH Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 430
    ahhhh… so there's an upside :)
  • Jetmech_63Jetmech_63 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,384
    Don Lino Africa. I had one of these a few years back, thought i was good. Got a 5'er for 6 bucks(first warning sign) fired one up off the truck and it blew up...like violently unraveled. Fired up a second wich unraveled slightly less and tastes like a porta potty smells on the last day of the festival. Seriously, ammonia right from the get go... and poo.
  • No_one21No_one21 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,962
    Jetmech_63:
    Don Lino Africa. I had one of these a few years back, thought i was good. Got a 5'er for 6 bucks(first warning sign) fired one up off the truck and it blew up...like violently unraveled. Fired up a second wich unraveled slightly less and tastes like a porta potty smells on the last day of the festival. Seriously, ammonia right from the get go... and poo.
    lol I had one with about 3 months on it back in Nov/Dec and I was pleasantly surprised. Can't say I'd go ROTT though for this same reason :p
  • MartelMartel Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,423
    Because of the implications, I wasn't going to post any cigars in here, but since it seems revived, I've been thinking about it. I have a contribution. DE Natural Root. Goats eat lots of herby plants, right? I did not like this cigar at all. It left a gritty, dirty, sandy feel on my hands and lips. It tasted awful, just awful. The environmental smoke did smell pretty good, though.
  • Chuck NChuck N Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 792
    catfishbluezz:
    Of course Chuck, that's the subjectivity of the hobby. However, I will argue quality is not, it is objective. I think everyone can agree at times when a bad stick is just that. Will someone out there possibly like it even though the majority of smokers don't? Sure... But that doesnt change what it is. For example, I can't get through a 1502 black gold, way to strong and heavy for me, but when I went to review it, the finish was excellent and clean, albeit not my style. Had a similar experience with The Draig, and I can recommend those accordingly. Same with many My Father, AJ, etc... KFC just flat out had nothing to offer, and the finish was on par with $1 sticks. If I owned a shop, I would not recommend to anyone.
    I had my first 1502 Black Gold last night. I absolutley loved it. For me it is a box purchase cigar, but I love the stronger profile sticks.
  • MarkerMarker Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,524
    Jetmech_63:
    Don Lino Africa. I had one of these a few years back, thought i was good. Got a 5'er for 6 bucks(first warning sign) fired one up off the truck and it blew up...like violently unraveled. Fired up a second wich unraveled slightly less and tastes like a porta potty smells on the last day of the festival. Seriously, ammonia right from the get go... and poo.
    I really like these sticks for walking the dogs in the field. Only had one or two out of 40 or so that have had construction issues. The regular Don Lino or the San Andreas... those are terrible fresh.
  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
    Martel:
    Because of the implications, I wasn't going to post any cigars in here, but since it seems revived, I've been thinking about it. I have a contribution. DE Natural Root. Goats eat lots of herby plants, right? I did not like this cigar at all. It left a gritty, dirty, sandy feel on my hands and lips. It tasted awful, just awful. The environmental smoke did smell pretty good, though.
    hahahaaaa one of the guys at the lounge was gifted one of these...he took it out of the cello and smelled it then proceeded too throw it away
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