Can you handle a "Robusto?"

I was a bit shocked yesterday at work. There is a fellow there who I often speak about cigars with and he constantly boasts about what cigars he has and what cigars he's smoked and where he's smoked them and I finally realized yesterday that this guy is completely full of sh1t.

I was telling him about a deal I purchased on ccom when another person jumped in the conversation to inquire about the strength of cigars, the body, the nicotine levels and how it affects you. At this point I was getting up to walk away when I hear this guy say this, "If you try any cigar in Robusto, then watch out. You're in for a ride. Those Robustos are pretty strong!"

Sadly shook head, didn't say anything, and walked away.

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pnaylon

He's right, man, those robustos are deadly.

stephen_hannibal

Nice.... you should "gift" him an LFD while at work and watch him smoke it.

Krieg

You should give him an Opus X power ranger, the price would be worth seeing him puke his guts out all over his desk at work.

Sandman1am

Man O’ War Ruination in the Robusto of course.

rwheelwright

I love ill-informed people!

dennisking

give him an Oliva V robusto and tell him, "it's okay, this is the short one. Not strong at all" I also suggest he do it at the end of the day, ya know, when he's nice and hungry.

sightunseen

You must exploit his ignorance for your entertainment/benefit.

whoflungdo

sightunseen:
You must exploit his ignorance for your entertainment/benefit.

And let us know so we can benefit as well...

Matt Marvel

Robusto's are pretty much all I smoke. I guess that means I'm a pretty tough hombre?

alienmisprint

whoflungdo:
sightunseen:
You must exploit his ignorance for your entertainment/benefit.
And let us know so we can benefit as well...

I concur with both these statements.

undulac

Robusto is spanish for beard, so maybe he has a point.

ironhorse

alienmisprint:
whoflungdo:
sightunseen:
You must exploit his ignorance for your entertainment/benefit.
And let us know so we can benefit as well...
I concur with both these statements.

It could be a reality show produced by ccom called "The CCom Forum Life" and it would be all our interactions with the outside world. Or it could be game show where we have to see how many cigar myths and cliches we can collect from our friends families coworkers and acquantinces and not blow our tops.

zoom6zoom

sightunseen:
You must exploit his ignorance for your entertainment/benefit.

and post the video on youtube.

Jdorais

sightunseen:
You must exploit his ignorance for your entertainment/benefit.

badge54fd

undulac:
Robusto is spanish for beard, so maybe he has a point.

All hail the robusto

ljl

badge54fd:
undulac:
Robusto is spanish for beard, so maybe he has a point.
All hail the robusto

Oh gawd...now someone is going to try and snipe the robusto!

KCW

alienmisprint:
whoflungdo:
sightunseen:
You must exploit his ignorance for your entertainment/benefit.
And let us know so we can benefit as well...
I concur with both these statements.

illinoisgolf99

I would love to see a ccom forum reality show.. that would be some twisted stuff

Dark Roast

Robusto VS Beard! My money is the Beard!

cabinetmaker

I'd give him an Ashton VSG Illusione... Since it's not a robusto, he should not puke his guts up... *Evil Grin*

fla-gypsy

I have followed this with a chuckle. The uninformed can be quite humorous. Personally, I smoke Robustos for breakfast.

MAJORdorMo

Once I thought I was man enough for a robusto....

...I was wrong ='(

On a serious note, robustos are my favorite size since I rarely have the time for larger sizes.

undulac

Dark Roast:
Robusto VS Beard! My money is the Beard!

What happens if he has to fight Mini-Ditka, who has a beard, while smoking a robusto. I think we finally know how it's going to end in 2012. It's all coming together.

Sandman1am

undulac:
Dark Roast:
Robusto VS Beard! My money is the Beard!
What happens if he has to fight Mini-Ditka, who has a beard, while smoking a robusto. I think we finally know how it's going to end in 2012. It's all coming together.

LMAO.....Da bears!

gaberox

Whew those robustos at 5in long are deadly. Imagine if they made cigars 7in +. That might kill people lol.

unmerrymelodies

Damn, I just ordered a box of Man 'O War Robustos. Wish I had found this thread earlier. I don't think I'll be able to handle them. Why, oh why didn't I get the Toro's instead?

Hayblet

fla-gypsy:
I have followed this with a chuckle. The uninformed can be quite humorous. Personally, I smoke Robustos for breakfast.

+1 I love robusto's only problem I have is which one to smoke