Golden Birthday!!

I'm away from home on my golden birthday which I just found out must be a regional thing because no one up here in Canada knows that a golden birthday is. Anyway, it was kind of a bummer just because it didn't live up to 26 years of expectations and I am away from all my friends and fam but I made it work out. Does anyone have any good golden birthday stories? I asked one of my coworkers and he said that on his golden birthday he "accidentally" killed a squire with a can of diet coke by dropping the coke out of a second story window on to the unsuspecting rodent.
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Me too. No strippers for me, but I probably peed on myself.