Walk around limping and talking about your latest poop episode... size, consistency, and color. I'll bet they will think you are older after that. Also, wear some black socks with white walmart velcro shoes and smell of ben-gay. Does the trick.
I see high school kids cursing in public, that seems to work plus it lets people know your a badass! Try that, just walk through the door running your mouth.
Walk around limping and talking about your latest poop episode... size, consistency, and color. I'll bet they will think you are older after that. Also, wear some black socks with white walmart velcro shoes and smell of ben-gay. Does the trick.
Don't forget adult diapers, a walking stick, and dentures.
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