Family is crazy.

betasynn

Alright. My family is insane. I am very glad I'm in college, because their exploits seem funny from farther away. My younger sister now has a son of two years old (she's 19.) She called me from jail last night because she kicked some exboyfriend really hard in the balls or something. My grandfather, the same night, threw out a really expensive grill because it was 'rusty.' Our grill, not his, since he lives in our summer house. My brother is in a rough patch because he was nearly expelled. He's a great kid, and an amazing cook with a ride to the culinary institute of america, but he's had some problems with the people he hangs out with in the past. My grandfather (91) got into a drinking contest with my great uncle (85) and started a barfight, which they won, but still got into trouble for last week. I feel really bad for my parents. Also, my uncle flies for the corporation formally known as Blackwater, my aunt is a professional dog trainer, and my other aunts and uncles are professional failures. I don't really know why I'm posting this, but does anyone have a stranger family?

ug dan

no

ENFIDL

betasynn:

Alright. My family is insane. I am very glad I'm in college, because their exploits seem funny from farther away. My younger sister now has a son of two years old (she's 19.) She called me from jail last night because she kicked some exboyfriend really hard in the balls or something. My grandfather, the same night, threw out a really expensive grill because it was 'rusty.' Our grill, not his, since he lives in our summer house. My brother is in a rough patch because he was nearly expelled. He's a great kid, and an amazing cook with a ride to the culinary institute of america, but he's had some problems with the people he hangs out with in the past. My grandfather (91) got into a drinking contest with my great uncle (85) and started a barfight, which they won, but still got into trouble for last week. I feel really bad for my parents. Also, my uncle flies for the corporation formally known as Blackwater, my aunt is a professional dog trainer, and my other aunts and uncles are professional failures. I don't really know why I'm posting this, but does anyone have a stranger family?

Pics or it didn't happen! LOL Hook me up with your Uncle's info. I almost went to work for them before their contracts didn't get renewed and the Iraqi Government kicked them out of the country.

Renaissance_Man

ug dan:

no

Hahaa - yep! Definitely no!

mrpillow

My family consist of two alcoholic parents who flushed their lives down the drains and now have nothing to their names, and a brother who has been expelled from school, in and out of rehab multiple times and is on his third strike of probation. So far I'm the only one who hasn't spent time in jail, be it for DWI's, possession, or domestic violence. Although I suppose they're not really crazy, just failures in general.

Garen B

Damn dude, I'll light up a stick for both of you guys for being the only sane people in your families. That is pretty cool that your 91 year old grandpa still kicks ass though.

TatuajeVI

Garen B:

That is pretty cool that your 91 year old grandpa still kicks ass though.

Yeah man, that's fantastic. Two guys in the 80s/90s kicking ass in a bar? Count me in!

Fourtotheflush

I got a couple black sheep, but nothing like this.

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cabinetmaker

If you were to ask anyone in my family that question, they'd all point at me. You ask me that question, I'd have to say no... Anyways, for the last 7 years I have not given them anything to hang their head about..

fla-gypsy

You win!

kuzi16

Fourtotheflush

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