Best chuck Norris joke hahaha!

Beastcigar

Me and the cank are always making funof the karate king! We have heard almost every Norris joke to date on the web. Now, the search for the best original Norris joke! Post your joke, make sure it's funny. The best joke receives three select sticks, from behind the vault door, hurry before chuck smokes a roundhouse and destroys all my cigars!

Vulchor

See the Beard thread and take your pick.

rossdavey2

When Chucks eats cheese before going to bed he doesn't have nightmares the cheese does.

NYHCx516x

surfingzeeko

1. When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push his body up. He pushes the world down. 2. Chuck Norris' tears are the cure for cancer. Too bad he never cries. 3. Behind Chuck Norris' beard, there is only another fist. 4. They have now been able to measure the strength of the explosion of the big bang with a unit called a CNRK. The big bang was equal to 5 CNRK's. Those are Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks.

illinoisgolf99

A meteor was once on its way toward Earth.. NASA called upon Chuck Norris for aid, Chuck Norris then strapped himself to a rocket and blasted off. Upon entering space, Chuck Norris released the rocket, floating towards the meteor. Chuck Norris whispered "Hasta la Bye Bye Meteor" and roundhouse kicked the meteor into billions of little pieces.. The little pieces fell to Earth, as skittles... That's right, Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks turn whatever they touch into skittles.

Hayblet

Cigar Sherlock

wwhwang

Rob1110

China used to be next to Massachusetts....until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it through the earth.

vegassparky

here is how we know chuck is tuff .All us regular folk wore superman pajamas as kids. superman wore chuck norris pajamas.

JZ

The worlds most interesting man only drinks dos equis because of Chuck Norris.

Beastcigar

Time is almost up!

undulac

Chuck Norris' organ donor card list Tim's beard.

ENFIDL

Pacman84

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh!t from anybody.

gmill880

Thats not really a oil leak in the gulf right now . Chuck Norris was scuba diving and had diarreah ...it was such an event that the whole world has stopped to watch and President Obama ( I think a little vomit just came up in my mouth haha) has toured the area as he wishes he were more like Chuck Norris ...why? Because when Obama spews his sh_it no one notices !!! ( Well , He_ll , I thought it was funny ... )

gmill880

What does Chuck Norris and a colonoscopy have in common. They can both rip you a new a_sshole if your not careful .

surfingzeeko

Oh original joke lol alright here goes....Chuck Norris earned his MOW badge in an hour by smoking all three at the same time...and he was inhaling.

The Cank

ENFIDL

bige1371

Chuck Norris round house kick is so fast that if you put it in slow motion you would see he ate dinner, smoked a cigar, and had sex with your girlfriend...then kicked you!!!

The Cank

ug dan

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

Thewelder

Chuck Norris is such a bamf that when his daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.

One2gofst

Beastcigar

The winner is bige1371, that joke wAs f#%^>* great? Definently the best posted. Pm me, to collect your winning$$$$$$

bige1371

Nice. Thank You Pm Sent

Hays

bige1371:

Chuck Norris round house kick is so fast that if you put it in slow motion you would see he ate dinner, smoked a cigar, and had sex with your girlfriend...then kicked you!!!

Thewelder:

Chuck Norris is such a bamf that when his daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.

LMAO these two are the best Chuck Norris jokes I've ever heard..

bige1371

When I saw thewelders joke I thought I lost it. That was funny as hell!!