Nestle

I was on a long car ride and my wife handed my one of those bite sized Nestle Crunch chocolate bars.
I ate it and said....Mmmm this tastes like a cigar - Chocolatey, crispy, toasty.....
Totally not kidding .................
Whats wrong with me?????
Comments
you know you are supposed to smoke cigars... not eat them, right?
NURSE! OPUS X! STAT!