My Worst Bar Experiance to Date (other than being drunk)
phobicsquirrel
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This evening after work a buddy and I made our way over to this "sort of" hick bar that he's been talking about for some time now. Well we were all set for some pool when I brought out a gurkha beauty and started to light it. Just then our drinks came and I was asked to put my cigar out. Not to get into it too much (as I'm sure you all feel the same way) I told the guy that I had just lit it and if he wanted me to put it out then he owed me 23 bucks since I would basically be wasting the cigar. He said that it is bar policy, I asked him, where are the signs, and to show me a law! Well after he stopped jaw jacking, a woman came up to us and told the guy to back off and that she liked the smell and it was much better than the cigs! Well thankfully the guy backed off and I got to enjoy my cigar! Well I had ordered my favorite drink, an AMF and the bar-keep had made it wrong. I made my way up to the bar and told him that I would like him to re-make it. He was firm on how he made it was right, but when I told him how to make it, he looked at me like I was full of it. I asked him for another drink in it's place and he said that since I already drank some of it, I would have to pay for it. This really wasn't cool, in fact it took a lot not to pop him! Luckily a customer pitched in and the bartender caved. Well this time I ordered a margarita, thinking how can you screw this up?! Well after about 15 minutes it arrived and once again the drink was made wrong. I again went up to the bar and told the bartender that this was just unacceptable. So after getting the eye from hell he said, "well we just don't make mixed drinks around here". Now I would think if your going to charge someone for a drink, don't you think you should know how to make it? I mean that just seems logical. Well without arguing I just got a black Butte Porter, well 2 since they were basically the cost of the mixed drinks. So not only was my time hanging out with my friend a fiasco, I had ran back and forth to the bar so much arguing with the bartender that my cigar had just lost it's appeal. I mean I really wanted to just relax, smoke, drink, and shoot pool. After my 2nd beer we took off. It made me think about all the bars I've been too, and how this place was by far the worst. I mean even red robin can make a decent margarita and give you good service, though they don't let you smoke cigars. I swear I cannot for the life of me find a good bar who will not bust my balls over cigars. Anyway hope you enjoyed reading about my adventure :-(
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