fortune cookie

kuzi16

today i got a fortune cookie that read as follows:
"you can do anything you wish, as long as you harm no one"

im sure at least one of you appreciate that as much as i did.

turn_key

A friend of mine always reads those and says "in bed" after the fortune.

"you can do anything you wish, as long as you harm no one in bed"

dennisking

a friend of mine and I refer to an orgasm as "getting your fortune cookies". just sayin

j0z3r

I find it funny that sometimes the best wisdom comes out of a cookie and that something as fundamentally simple as that is not basic common sense.

kingjk729

I have a great one taped to my monitor at work ..... its short and sweet ..... " when in doubt mumble "

One2gofst

Gotta love libertarian fortune cookie authors.

PuroFreak

kuzi16:

today i got a fortune cookie that read as follows:
"you can do anything you wish, as long as you harm no one"

im sure at least one of you appreciate that as much as i did.

That's rather ironic... Maybe you should mail that little strip of paper to Congress...

NYHCx516x

turn_key:

"you can do anything you wish, as long as you harm no one in bed"

thats no fun......