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  • surfingzeekosurfingzeeko Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 628
    Two guys are out golfing, and the conversation turns to professions. The first guy states that he is a hotel owner and owns the huge 4-star hotel barely visible in the distance. The second guy tells him he's a professional assassin. The first guy doesn't believe him, until the assassin pulls out various poles out of his golf bag and assembles a high-velocity rifle. The assassin tells him, "the best part of this weapon is the high powered scope. Take a look." The hotel owner takes it and exclaims,"wow, I can see my hotel! and I can even see my personal suite. And there's my wife with another man!" Furious, he turns to the assassin and asks him,"how much do you charge?" The assassin replies,"5,000 dollars a bullet." "Alright, I want you to blow my wife's head off, and the guy's she is with balls off!" The assassin agrees, and begins lining up for his shot. He waits a second, looks up, and says,"If you want to wait a minute, I can save you 5,000 dollars."
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  • vegassparkyvegassparky Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 365
    surfingzeeko:
    Two guys are out golfing, and the conversation turns to professions. The first guy states that he is a hotel owner and owns the huge 4-star hotel barely visible in the distance. The second guy tells him he's a professional assassin. The first guy doesn't believe him, until the assassin pulls out various poles out of his golf bag and assembles a high-velocity rifle. The assassin tells him, "the best part of this weapon is the high powered scope. Take a look." The hotel owner takes it and exclaims,"wow, I can see my hotel! and I can even see my personal suite. And there's my wife with another man!" Furious, he turns to the assassin and asks him,"how much do you charge?" The assassin replies,"5,000 dollars a bullet." "Alright, I want you to blow my wife's head off, and the guy's she is with balls off!" The assassin agrees, and begins lining up for his shot. He waits a second, looks up, and says,"If you want to wait a minute, I can save you 5,000 dollars."
    know that is great!
  • FourtotheflushFourtotheflush Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,555
  • TheedgeTheedge Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 316
    What did the canibal say that ate the clown? "That tastes funny".
  • roland_7707roland_7707 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,647
    If it's nacho cheese.............then whose is it!
  • Rob1110Rob1110 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,454
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  • roland_7707roland_7707 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,647
    where do girls with one leg work?.........Ihop
  • cabinetmakercabinetmaker Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,561
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