Cluster Bomb - Need Volunteers

wwhwang

PM me for target info, details, and/or why I wanna bomb this person back to the stone age. This BORK is a very deserving man. I can assure you guys of this.

t_evan50

Pm sent

wwhwang

Replied. Any other volunteers?

sightunseen

PM to you.

wwhwang

sightunseen:

PM to you.

Replied.

surfingzeeko

PM to you

wwhwang

surfingzeeko:

PM to you

Replied

jsnake

We already talked

james40

same here -----^

The Sniper

Sniper reporting for duty sir - I dont care who it is, I KEEL HIM!!! :-D

bandyt09

PM sent.

wwhwang

The Sniper:

Sniper reporting for duty sir - I dont care who it is, I KEEL HIM!!! :-D

PM to you.

wwhwang

bandyt09:

PM sent.

PM'd back

Poker Slob

The Slob is in the house! PM sent sir.

wwhwang

Poker Slob:

The Slob is in the house! PM sent sir.

PM sent back

lilwing88

pm sent

wwhwang

Although there isn't an official launch date, it looks like the bulk of this cluster bomb will launch tomorrow after talking to these fine BORKs. To whomever the victim may be, please post pics of the devastation we have left for you. :P

wwhwang

What's the sound of artillery? Crashin' down on the enemy?

My package has been sent :P

ENFIDL

PM me the info brother. I need to wage jihad again...lol

ENFIDL

Well disregard I just saw it was launched. I should have read it all.

MrMoke

PM incoming, am I too late for this?

wwhwang

Actually, you guys aren't too late for this. Only my bomb's been sent that I know of. Everyone else hasn't sent it yet though...I think.

wwhwang

PMs sent to Moke and ENFIDL.

sightunseen

Launched mine today.

bandyt09

Launched this morning...............

t_evan50

Launching tomorrow...;)

james40

Launched this morning.

wwhwang

Target should be feeling the first wave today or tomorrow. Hope he graces us with some pictures.

mrpillow

Looking forward to seeing the results of this one!

wwhwang

Where oh where has our victim gone now? Oh where oh where could he be? With his mailbox gone, a bunker his house. Oh where oh where could he be?

The Sniper

To quote one of the greatest cinematic villians of all time, one Mr Roman Maroney (if you dont get the reference, GOOGLE IT!)...

"YOU FARGIN BASTIDGE CORKSUCKERS! I'M-A GONNA RIP OFF-A YOU BELLS AND I'M-A GONNA SHOVE 'EM UP-A YOU ICEHOLES!!!" :-D

Over the holiday weekend, I managed to pick up some flu-like crud that has been kicking my azz and I have been in bed praying for death all week. Finally started to feel better this evening, and woke up to an empty house. Good thing too... I walk into the living room and see a box on the coffee table. Had just enough time to notice bandyt's name on the package before I heard the ticking, and dove into the kitchen just as it went off.

I pick myself up and begin to dust myself off and realize a curious thing... even though the explosion is over, the ticking hasnt stopped.

Which is when I notice sightunseen's name on another box sitting on my counter.

THIS explosion blows me over the half wall into the dining room. Battered and broken, I sit up just happy to be alive.

ONLY TO COME FACE-TO-FACE WITH A THIRD, MASSIVE BOX FROM WWHWANG!

You people are un-freakin-believable! Dont know what I could possibly have done to deserve this, particularly when Ive been so busy at work lately that I havent spent much time on here. Love you guys and love being part of this community, thats from the heart.

That being said, retaliation is DEFNINITELY in order here with an extra special someting for the ring leader. Yeah, Im looking at you Hwanger! You could have just gone quietly to Canada. New country, new start. But no - you had to get one last shot in, didntcha? Well then, I leave you with a paraphrased quote from Mr Jack Nicholson from the movie "A Few Good Men."...

YOU JUST F*CKED WITH THE WRONG DEAD TERRORIST! :-D

PS: Will get some pics of the oridnance tomorrow! Stay tuned....