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Joke - Purina Diet

Rob1110Rob1110 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,454
I have 4 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.

I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.



Stupid lady...why else would I buy dog food??

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