Tell us something embarrasing about yourself...

smoke em if you got em

Hope all is well brothers..I was driving to the mall last night and I was doing something that I thought would be pretty embarrasing if anyone were to find out. So I decided to start this post for you all to post something that would be emabarrased for us to know.. I mean it could be a song on your ipod that might question your manhood..something that happened to you out in public etc..you get the point!! So let me start off 1st...well last night i was driving to the mall and I drove my wifes car. Turned on the cd player and just happened to have a Kelly Clarkson cd in there..I totally listened to "beautiful disaster" about 3 times and even sang along to...cant get anymore embarrasing then that!! So go ahead man up and tell us something about you so we can all have a good laugh....

lilwing88

smoke em if you got em

james40

zoom6zoom

If all you had to do to make it out of East St. Louis alive was to lick whipped cream from a plastic phalus, I'd say you came out ahead. I always made it a point to stay out of that burg even in broad daylight.

ellinas

hmmm long story short..... well i was out with some friends one night, about 10 pm, and i was dared to go streaking (well just to the end of the street and back).....OF course i said yes since the people that asked me we all FINE girls......So i took off my clothes and i ran out into the street so i made it to the end of the street which was about .10 miles and i was on my way back and about 50 ft before i got to my house a car came around the corner and i was like a deer stuck in the headlights......well i was like oh ***.......i thought it couldnt get any worse until i saw that it was my cousin driving the car.....

lilwing88

zoom6zoom:

If all you had to do to make it out of East St. Louis alive was to lick whipped cream from a plastic phalus, I'd say you came out ahead. I always made it a point to stay out of that burg even in broad daylight.

LOL! Very true. In hindsight, it wasn't the most educated decision making of my life, but when you're young dumb and full of ***, you'll do just about anything for you-know-what.

sol1821

i have a very large penis

sol1821

lol, this thread was in full flow and then I killed it, just a bit of British humour for you P

xmacro

Hays

JCizzle

docedwards

sol1821:

i have a very large penis

Trying to make some of "us", (not me of course...well), feel "short" changed.

docedwards

In high school biology we had to disect a pig fetus. After the class we went to lunch break. I'm going through the cafeteria line, for some reason I reach into my coat pocket and felt something but knew there shouldn't be anything there. My curiousity got the best of me. And wala, I find myself holding a pigs's head in the cafeteria line.

The Sniper

Thewelder

I have a tattoo of Gossamer, he is the fury red monster that wore sneakers from Looney Tunes, tattooed on my a$$